41 Funny National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Memes

I vividly remember walking into my local Blockbuster in December of 1990 and renting a little movie called National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Sure, it was nearly a year after it was released in theatres but I didn’t realize at the time that I was renting a movie that I’d end up watching every single Christmas holiday from that moment on. It instantly became a Christmas classic and you can bet the Christmas Vacation memes capture some of the most iconic script lines in the movie.

Fans like me just love looking forward to revisiting the struggles and laughs of the Griswold family as they traverse an all-too-familiar holiday season. What better way to commemorate the occasion than to remember some of the best quotes offered up by Clark Griswold, uncle Eddie, aunt Bethany, and the rest of the iconic cast of Christmas Vacation? Spare a few minutes this holiday season and check out some of these funny memes featuring the Griswold family – they’ll make you chuckle every time!

1) Let the Christmas Vacation memes begin!

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "It's a bit nipply out."

“It’s a bit nipply out.”

2)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "I don't always watch Christmas Vacation but when I do, I know the entire script, word for word."

“I don’t always watch ‘Christmas Vacation’ but when I do, I know the entire script, word for word.”

3) Funny Christmas Vacation memes just in time for the holidays!

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "And when Santa squeezes his [censored] down that chimney tonight...He's gonna find the jolliest bunch of [censored] this side of the nut house."

“And when Santa squeezes his [censored] down that chimney tonight…He’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of [censored] this side of the nut house.”

4)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!"

“Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!”

5) Christmas Vacation memes with cousin Eddie are the best!

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”

6)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Merry Christmas to you! Even if everybody's telling you the same thing on Facebook."

“Merry Christmas to you! Even if everybody’s telling you the same thing on Facebook.”

7)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Dad, this tree won't fit in our backyard...It's not going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room."

“Dad, this tree won’t fit in our backyard…It’s not going in the yard, Russ. It’s going in the living room.”

8)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "I dedicate this house to the Griswold family Christmas."

“I dedicate this house to the Griswold family Christmas.”

9)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Every family has a 'cousin Eddie.' If you aren't sure who it is in your family then it's probably you."

“Every family has a ‘cousin Eddie.’ If you aren’t sure who it is in your family then it’s probably you.”

10) I think every Christmas Vacation fan can relate to memes like this one! Is this the squirrel from the movie, LOL?!

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Finally! Christmas Vacation!"

“Finally! Christmas Vacation!”

11)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "I don't always go near a running microwave but when I do...I [censored] my pants and forget who I am for half an hour or so."

“I don’t always go near a running microwave but when I do…I [censored] my pants and forget who I am for half an hour or so.”

12)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "We're going to have so much fun we'll need plastic surgery to get the smiles off our faces."

“We’re going to have so much fun we’ll need plastic surgery to get the smiles off our faces.”

13)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas!"

“We’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas!”

14)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Grace? She passed away thirty years ago..."

“Grace? She passed away thirty years ago…”

15) Christmas Vacation memes featuring our favorite aunt Bethany are a blessing!

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "They want you to say grace. The blessing."

“They want you to say grace. The blessing.”

16)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Haha, I did it!"

“Haha, I did it!”

17)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Hallelujah! Holy S#!t! Where's the Tylenol?"

Hallelujah! Holy S#!t! Where’s the Tylenol?”

18)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant."

“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant.”

19)

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you."

“Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I’ll show you.”

20) Gotta love funny Christmas Vacation memes!

41 Christmas Vacation Memes - "His Christmas tree burned on Christmas Eve. Cut down another one. Got attacked by a squirrel."

“His Christmas tree burned on Christmas Eve. Cut down another one. Got attacked by a squirrel.”

21)

"I don't know what to say except...It's Christmas and we're all in misery."

“I don’t know what to say except…It’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”

22)

"If that thing had nine lives she just spent 'em all."

“If that thing had nine lives she just spent ’em all.”

23)

"Is your house on fire? Clark? No, aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights."

“Is your house on fire? Clark? No, aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.”

24)

"Just figured out what to get for Clark."

“Just figured out what to get for Clark.”

25) These Christmas Vacation memes are just as great!

"Look great. Little full. Lotta sap."

“Look great. Little full. Lotta sap.”

26) “Shitter was full” memes from Christmas Vacation are the “gif” that keeps on giving!

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“Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!”

27)

"The older I get the more I feel like Clark Griswold."

“The older I get the more I feel like Clark Griswold.”

28)

"One does not simply not watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Clark."

“One does not simply not watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Clark.”

29) Real nice Christmas vacation memes with cousin Eddie…

"That's real nice Clark, real nice!"

“That’s real nice Clark, real nice!”

30)

"Save the neck for me, Clark!!"

“Save the neck for me, Clark!!”

31)

"Say what you will about cousin Eddie, but I didn't see anyone else standing during the Pledge of Allegiance."

“Say what you will about cousin Eddie, but I didn’t see anyone else standing during the Pledge of Allegiance.”

32)

"She wrapped up her damn cat."

“She wrapped up her damn cat.”

33)

"I'm so glad...It's Christmas Vacation!!"

“I’m so glad…It’s Christmas Vacation!!”

34)

"That moment when you realize you are your family's cousin Eddie."

“That moment when you realize you are your family’s cousin Eddie.”

35) Clark Griswold and Christmas Vacation memes are a match made in heaven.

"The little lights are not twinkling. I know, Art. Thanks for noticing."

“The little lights are not twinkling. I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.”

36)

"They said it would be much, much safer to stay home this Christmas."

“They said it would be much, much safer to stay home this Christmas.”

37)

"What most people think of when they hear 'Rockets red glare.' What I think of."

“What most people think of when they hear ‘Rockets red glare.’ What I think of.”

38) Jelly of the Month Club memes are the Christmas Vacation gift that keeps on giving…

"When you wanted a pool for Christmas but got a Jelly of the Month Club subscription instead."

“When you wanted a pool for Christmas but got a Jelly of the Month Club subscription instead.”

39) More classic Todd and Margo memes for Christmas Vacation fans!

"Why is the carpet wet, Todd? I don't know Margo!"

“Why is the carpet wet, Todd? I don’t know Margo!”

40)

"One-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."

“One-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”

41)

"You serious, Clark?"

“You serious, Clark?”

I hope you enjoyed these Christmas Vacation memes!

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