67 Funny Capricorn Memes

When it comes to the Zodiac world, Capricorns are well-known for being ambitious, reliable, and patient. These personality traits are also what makes them the perfect meme stars on Winkgo! If you’re a Capricorn or know one, these memes will surely make you laugh out loud!

We scoured the interwebs for some of the finest funny memes about this zodiac sign to see which ones have your favorite qualities! I hope you enjoy them!

1) Let the funny Capricorn zodiac memes begin!

"A female Capricorn: Quality > quantity. Has no time for [censored]. She's a go-getter type. Sets her standards so high and you can't convince her otherwise. Get rich or die trying. Facts over feelings.

“A female Capricorn: Quality > quantity. Has no time for [censored]. She’s a go-getter type. Sets her standards so high and you can’t convince her otherwise. Get rich or die trying. Facts over feelings.

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"Capricorn acting like everything is going to plan. Capricorn stressing the [censored] out about everything that could go wrong."

“Capricorn acting like everything is going to plan. Capricorn stressing the [censored] out about everything that could go wrong.”

3) I like big Capricorn memes and I cannot lie!

"Actual footage of a Capricorn lying to themselves: My New Year's resolution is to sleep."

“Actual footage of a Capricorn lying to themselves: My New Year’s resolution is to sleep.”

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"Capricorn: All I need is a huge amount of money right now."

“Capricorn: All I need is a huge amount of money right now.”

5) Start something new with Capricorn memes.

"Are you okay? Capricorn: No, I want to leave this country and start a new life."

“Are you okay? Capricorn: No, I want to leave this country and start a new life.”

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"A battle with words is something you can't really win against a Capricorn. Nice try though."

“A battle with words is something you can’t really win against a Capricorn. Nice try though.”

7) Only the best Capricorn memes for you.

"Capricorns are the best."

“Capricorns are the best.”

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"You can do it if you believe? False. You can do it if you do it."

“You can do it if you believe? False. You can do it if you do it.”

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"Cancer: I'm an open book. I'm not perfect but I don't try to hide it cause what's the point, we're all human! You get me, right? Capricorn: I can't read suddenly. I don't know."

Cancer: I’m an open book. I’m not perfect but I don’t try to hide it cause what’s the point, we’re all human! You get me, right? Capricorn: I can’t read suddenly. I don’t know.”

10) Gotta love funny Capricorn memes…

"Capricorn at home. Capricorn in public."

“Capricorn at home. Capricorn in public.”

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"Capricorns after a long day of telling others how to be better."

“Capricorns after a long day of telling others how to be better.”

12) Get ready for Capricorn Season memes…

"Capricorn season coming."

“Capricorn season coming.”

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"Self-loathing demeanor that makes you hard to be around and even harder to like. Capricorn having fun with your friends."

“Self-loathing demeanor that makes you hard to be around and even harder to like. Capricorn having fun with your friends.”

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"How did you know I'm a Capricorn? I've had a very long, hard day."

“How did you know I’m a Capricorn? I’ve had a very long, hard day.”

15) Capricorn memes are such a blessing.

"Even Jesus is a Capricorn."

“Even Jesus is a Capricorn.”

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"Every1 that's ever called Capricorns uptight, cold, or condescending, you're wrong. Look at these Capricorn icons:"

“Every1 that’s ever called Capricorns uptight, cold, or condescending, you’re wrong. Look at these Capricorn icons:”

17) Capricorn memes are such drama queens.

"Family drama. Me who doesn't talk to anyone or show up for anything."

“Family drama. Me who doesn’t talk to anyone or show up for anything.”

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"Capricorn feeds off of body language a lot. It tells them more than words ever could."

“Capricorn feeds off of body language a lot. It tells them more than words ever could.”

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"Capricorn: The floor is lava. Aspirations. Intelligence. Practicality. Scheduling. Wisdom. Daily routines. Humor. Diligence. Emotions. Failure. PDA. Weakness. Laziness."

“Capricorn: The floor is lava. Aspirations. Intelligence. Practicality. Scheduling. Wisdom. Daily routines. Humor. Diligence. Emotions. Failure. PDA. Weakness. Laziness.”

20) These funny Capricorn memes are on fire!

"Friend: You good?? Me (Capricorn), on the verge of a mental breakdown: Yep!"

“Friend: You good?? Me (Capricorn), on the verge of a mental breakdown: Yep!”

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"December Capricorn: I get us out of trouble. January Capricorn: I get us into trouble."

“December Capricorn: I get us out of trouble. January Capricorn: I get us into trouble.”

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"How a Capricorn gets out their repressed anger."

“How a Capricorn gets out their repressed anger.”

23) Capricorn memes…the gift that keeps on giving.

"Gift ideas for ur Capricorn friends: Hello my name is old."

“Gift ideas for ur Capricorn friends: Hello my name is old.”

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"Capricorn: What's going on with my career."

“Capricorn: What’s going on with my career.”

25) The many sides of Capricorn memes…

"Google search history - Capricorn: How to die without dying. Paranoia questions. Song lyrics. How to learn chemistry in one night. Psychopath quotes. Free music downloader online. When is the world going to end? Questions for truth or dare. Minecraft."

“Google search history – Capricorn: How to die without dying. Paranoia questions. Song lyrics. How to learn chemistry in one night. Psychopath quotes. Free music downloader online. When is the world going to end? Questions for truth or dare. Minecraft.”

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"Capricorns when they're great at everything but still don't meet their own expectations: I'm still weak!"

“Capricorns when they’re great at everything but still don’t meet their own expectations: I’m still weak!”

27) Happy Capricorn season memes!

"Happy Capricorn season!"

“Happy Capricorn season!”

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"Capricorn: I hate my own attitude sometimes like WTF U mad about now."

“Capricorn: I hate my own attitude sometimes like WTF U mad about now.”

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"Him: I do. Her (Capricorn): I feel like ur lying but ok."

“Him: I do. Her (Capricorn): I feel like ur lying but ok.”

30) Capricorn memes and relationships.

"How most people fall in love. How Capricorns fall in love."

“How most people fall in love. How Capricorns fall in love.”

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"Capricorn: I am looking my best. I am working my hardest. I am expressing myself. I am trying my best."

“Capricorn: I am looking my best. I am working my hardest. I am expressing myself. I am trying my best.”

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"Capricorn season, is that you?"

“Capricorn season, is that you?”

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"Just a heads up that I mentally check out of work for the week by Wednesday afternoon."

“Just a heads up that I mentally check out of work for the week by Wednesday afternoon.”

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"Capricorn lady: She is a queen, that can go from being royal to a gangster in 0.5 seconds."

“Capricorn lady: She is a queen, that can go from being royal to a gangster in 0.5 seconds.”

35) Funny Capricorn memes? Nailed it!

"Capricorns: 'I don't like to bother people,' says a man who drove himself to ER with a nail in his heart."

“Capricorns: ‘I don’t like to bother people,’ says a man who drove himself to ER with a nail in his heart.”

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"Capricorn to-do list: Double text everyone I know. Plan 2020 summer vacation. Bullet journaling. Make playlists for every possible occasion. Get rid of eyelid tic. Think of smart comebacks for the argument that happened three years ago. Apply sunscreen. Reapply sunscreen."

“Capricorn to-do list: Double text everyone I know. Plan 2020 summer vacation. Bullet journaling. Make playlists for every possible occasion. Get rid of eyelid tic. Think of smart comebacks for the argument that happened three years ago. Apply sunscreen. Reapply sunscreen.”

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"When she's mad at you. When you're mad at her: I'm sensitive you know."

“When she’s mad at you. When you’re mad at her: I’m sensitive you know.”

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"Me: I feel so good, life is great. Me 5 minutes later: (sobbing)."

“Me: I feel so good, life is great. Me 5 minutes later: (sobbing).”

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"You mean to tell me you don't know how to manage your money?"

“You mean to tell me you don’t know how to manage your money?”

40) The many moods of Capricorn memes.

Capricorn moods: Today, we learned don't [censored] with me. I don't have time for idiots."

Capricorn moods: Today, we learned don’t [censored] with me. I don’t have time for idiots.”

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"Capricorn moon: Sometimes the [censored] breaks you."

“Capricorn moon: Sometimes the [censored] breaks you.”

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"My own birthday. Capricorn season."

“My own birthday. Capricorn season.”

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"Capricorns. The need to sustain a very specific public image. Heaven."

“Capricorns. The need to sustain a very specific public image. Heaven.”

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"Capricorn: I need new people in my life. Also Capricorn: New people."

“Capricorn: I need new people in my life. Also Capricorn: New people.”

45) Relationship goals with Capricorn memes.

"Parties that end at 9. Promotions. Decluttered living space. Diversified stock portfolio. Adderall. Retirement funds. Isolation. Other Capricorns. Paid overtime. Bargain deals. Capricorn."

“Parties that end at 9. Promotions. Decluttered living space. Diversified stock portfolio. Adderall. Retirement funds. Isolation. Other Capricorns. Paid overtime. Bargain deals. Capricorn.”

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"Capricorns: Real as they come. Prideful. Loyal. Stubborn. Leaders. Can be an aspirin. The "know it all". The fashion killer at times 9."

“Capricorns: Real as they come. Prideful. Loyal. Stubborn. Leaders. Can be an aspirin. The “know it all”. The fashion killer at times 9.”

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"Capricorn rising."

“Capricorn rising.”

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"Capricorn risings: Everybody hurts playing on the car stereo."

“Capricorn risings: Everybody hurts playing on the car stereo.”

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"Capricorn season. Meet the woman who says she hasn't smiled for FORTY YEARS...So she doesn't get wrinkles."

“Capricorn season. Meet the woman who says she hasn’t smiled for FORTY YEARS…So she doesn’t get wrinkles.”

50) Just don’t get tired of these funny Capricorn memes!

"Capricorn moods: I'm so tired of people. I don't care."

“Capricorn moods: I’m so tired of people. I don’t care.”

51)

"Someone telling a funny story. Capricorn. Unwarranted fact checking and criticism."

“Someone telling a funny story. Capricorn. Unwarranted fact checking and criticism.”

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"Stay frugal my friends."

“Stay frugal my friends.”

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"Capricorn sun."

“Capricorn sun.”

54)

"Capricorn suns VS Capricorn moons."

“Capricorn suns VS Capricorn moons.”

55) Capricorn memes rolling up on the scene!

"Swerve [censored]...Capricorns rolling up on di scene!"

“Swerve [censored]…Capricorns rolling up on di scene!”

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"Taurus, Sagittarius, and Capricorn. Obvious flirt / romantic date / hookup / love confession / marriage proposal. Is this a friendly gesture?"

Taurus, Sagittarius, and Capricorn. Obvious flirt / romantic date / hookup / love confession / marriage proposal. Is this a friendly gesture?”

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"Tell a close friend about the darkest time in your life or draw 25. Capricorn."

“Tell a close friend about the darkest time in your life or draw 25. Capricorn.”

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"Capricorn: The praise you get for doing something well even though you barely put any effort into it."

“Capricorn: The praise you get for doing something well even though you barely put any effort into it.”

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"Capricorn when their crush likes their photo: Doesn't believe they have a chance so what's the point in caring. Just goes about their day. Thinks about it 20 minutes later. Fictional characters. Is more confused than happy."

“Capricorn when their crush likes their photo: Doesn’t believe they have a chance so what’s the point in caring. Just goes about their day. Thinks about it 20 minutes later. Fictional characters. Is more confused than happy.”

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"This is such a Capricorn mood: I never was a child. As soon as I popped out of my mom, I was just in the know."

“This is such a Capricorn mood: I never was a child. As soon as I popped out of my mom, I was just in the know.”

61) Deep Capricorn memes…

"Capricorn thought: Just because I'm being civil with you doesn't mean I like you."

“Capricorn thought: Just because I’m being civil with you doesn’t mean I like you.”

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"How to make Capricorns happy: Keep your promises and show your love through actions."

“How to make Capricorns happy: Keep your promises and show your love through actions.”

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"Capricorn: I want to be alone...With someone else who wants to be alone."

“Capricorn: I want to be alone…With someone else who wants to be alone.”

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"Capricorn: We aren't mean. We are just honest and don't want to be fake!"

“Capricorn: We aren’t mean. We are just honest and don’t want to be fake!”

65) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny Capricorn zodiac memes…

"What do you mean when you say you're complicated? Capricorns:"

“What do you mean when you say you’re complicated? Capricorns:”

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"When Capricorn is the one taking the photo. When someone takes a picture of Capricorn."

“When Capricorn is the one taking the photo. When someone takes a picture of Capricorn.”

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"When you know the answer already but want to ask him the question anyways. Capricorn:"

“When you know the answer already but want to ask him the question anyways. Capricorn:”

I hope you enjoyed these funny Capricorn zodiac memes!

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