65 Funny Cancer Zodiac Memes

When it comes to the Zodiac world, people born under the Cancer sign are well-known for being loyal, imaginative, and sympathetic. These personality traits are also what makes them the perfect meme stars on Winkgo! If you’re a Cancer or know one, these memes will surely make you laugh out loud!

We scoured the interwebs for some of the finest funny memes about this zodiac sign to see which ones have your favorite qualities! I hope you enjoy them!

1) Let the funny Cancer zodiac memes begin!

"Cancer. A healthy loving relationship. Nasty, disrespectful sex."

“Cancer. A healthy loving relationship. Nasty, disrespectful sex.”

2)

"Cancer. Ability to find the negative in everything but also have a super fun take on whatever happens to you."

“Cancer. Ability to find the negative in everything but also have a super fun take on whatever happens to you.”

3) The two sides of Cancer memes…

"Cancer. Me: Whatever... Also me: I'm sensitive you know."

“Cancer. Me: Whatever… Also me: I’m sensitive you know.”

4)

"This is how Cancer apologize: Well when you didn't read my mind and know exactly how I felt without me even telling you it hurt my feelings so if you can work on that in the future, I suppose I'm sorry."

“This is how Cancer apologize: Well when you didn’t read my mind and know exactly how I felt without me even telling you it hurt my feelings so if you can work on that in the future, I suppose I’m sorry.”

5) Get ready for sassy Cancer zodiac memes!

"When you are an emotional softy cry baby but also a bad [censored]. Cancer."

“When you are an emotional softy cry baby but also a bad [censored]. Cancer.”

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"Behind every successful Cancer is a substantial amount of denial."

“Behind every successful Cancer is a substantial amount of denial.”

7) Cancer memes that speak the truth!

"Being used to your kindness. Cancer."

“Being used to your kindness. Cancer.”

8)

"Cancer. [censored] don't like my pictures but never miss a story."

“Cancer. [censored] don’t like my pictures but never miss a story.”

9)

"Cancer: Crystals. Bubble baths. Canceled plans. Comfort food and snacks. Being called pretty. Comfy yet cute clothes. Quality time with loved ones. Rainy days + watching their fav movie."

“Cancer: Crystals. Bubble baths. Canceled plans. Comfort food and snacks. Being called pretty. Comfy yet cute clothes. Quality time with loved ones. Rainy days + watching their fav movie.”

10) Cancer memes that have your back.

"Cancer can uplift anyone but themselves."

“Cancer can uplift anyone but themselves.”

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"Cancer and the emotional baggage they keep to themselves because they never ask for help."

“Cancer and the emotional baggage they keep to themselves because they never ask for help.”

12) Cancer zodiac memes that hit you in the feels.

"Cancers: Wanna hold hands?"

“Cancers: Wanna hold hands?”

13)

"Me complaining that I have no social life when in reality I love staying at home and not talking to anyone for several days in a row. Cancer."

“Me complaining that I have no social life when in reality I love staying at home and not talking to anyone for several days in a row. Cancer.”

14)

"Craving dick but unwilling to deal with men to get some. [Cancer thinking about dick in silence]."

“Craving dick but unwilling to deal with men to get some. [Cancer thinking about dick in silence].”

15) 100% relatable Cancer zodiac memes…

"How do you deal with your problems? Cancer:"

“How do you deal with your problems? Cancer:”

16)

"Cancers desperately wanting to go back home after being out for a total of 4 minutes."

“Cancers desperately wanting to go back home after being out for a total of 4 minutes.”

17)

"Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off? Cancer."

“Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off? Cancer.”

18) Feel the satisfaction with these Cancer memes.

"Cancer finding out they were right about something two months later: Interesting."

“Cancer finding out they were right about something two months later: Interesting.”

19)

"Friend: Plans are canceled for tonight. Cancers: Oh no! I was on my way there!"

“Friend: Plans are canceled for tonight. Cancers: Oh no! I was on my way there!”

20) Cancer memes for introverts.

"When a Cancer gets invited to something cool but it will disrupt their 4th consecutive 'me' night."

“When a Cancer gets invited to something cool but it will disrupt their 4th consecutive ‘me’ night.”

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"Getting depressed when not being emotionally stimulated. Self-destructive coping mechanisms. Water signs."

“Getting depressed when not being emotionally stimulated. Self-destructive coping mechanisms. Water signs.”

22) Happy Cancer season memes!

"Happy Cancer season. Do I look like a give a [censored]? Because I don't."

“Happy Cancer season. Do I look like a give a [censored]? Because I don’t.”

23)

"I have someone that will ask if you're ok down here. Cancer."

“I have someone that will ask if you’re ok down here. Cancer.”

24)

"Hey, want some emotional support? Cancer."

“Hey, want some emotional support? Cancer.”

25) Cancer memes that make sense…for Cancerians!

"Cancer: I like being alone but I want somebody to be alone with if that makes sense."

“Cancer: I like being alone but I want somebody to be alone with if that makes sense.”

26)

"When you're ignoring other guys for a guy that's ignoring you. Cancer."

“When you’re ignoring other guys for a guy that’s ignoring you. Cancer.”

27)

"Cancer. Information they can use against you in a future argument."

“Cancer. Information they can use against you in a future argument.”

28) Cancer memes with a dose of insecurity and trust issues.

"*Cancer* *insecurities and trust issues*"

“*Cancer* *insecurities and trust issues*”

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"Cancer. Interviewer: Would you call yourself a hard worker? Cancer: Absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be."

“Cancer. Interviewer: Would you call yourself a hard worker? Cancer: Absolutely. I make almost everything harder than it has to be.”

30) Gotta love funny Cancer memes!

"Cancer. Someone who is clingy and needs emotional support."

“Cancer. Someone who is clingy and needs emotional support.”

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"Cancer. I know a lot of you talk [censored] behind my back. I'm not stupid, I just do not care."

“Cancer. I know a lot of you talk [censored] behind my back. I’m not stupid, I just do not care.”

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"Cancer: Low key high key superiority complex. Taking things personally. Great British Bake Off. Making a 3-course meal for self. 'Told ya so' as a mantra. Chapstick in every bag. Listening to the same song over and over. Crying duh (it feels good!!). Masturbating on high thread count sheets."

“Cancer: Low key high key superiority complex. Taking things personally. Great British Bake Off. Making a 3-course meal for self. ‘Told ya so’ as a mantra. Chapstick in every bag. Listening to the same song over and over. Crying duh (it feels good!!). Masturbating on high thread count sheets.”

33)

"When you're mad at him and he says 'come here, baby'. Cancer."

“When you’re mad at him and he says ‘come here, baby’. Cancer.”

34)

"Me: Spends the entire day with my favorite person. Me as soon as they leave:"

“Me: Spends the entire day with my favorite person. Me as soon as they leave:”

35) More funny Cancer memes…

"Meet a Cancer. Tell them something special. Turn it into a therapy session. Turn it into a therapy session."

“Meet a Cancer. Tell them something special. Turn it into a therapy session. Turn it into a therapy session.”

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"Cancer: The mixtape. 1) Cacti on Pinterest. 2) It's Nothing, I'm Fine. 3) Back 2getha featuring Ain't-[censored] Ex. 4) That Hurts My Feelings. 5) Can't Make It, Sorry. 6) I Talked Some [censored] Today. 7) My New Crush Is Perfect. 8) That Hurts My Feelings (Remix) featuring Some [censored] From Three Years Ago."

“Cancer: The mixtape. 1) Cacti on Pinterest. 2) It’s Nothing, I’m Fine. 3) Back 2getha featuring Ain’t-[censored] Ex. 4) That Hurts My Feelings. 5) Can’t Make It, Sorry. 6) I Talked Some [censored] Today. 7) My New Crush Is Perfect. 8) That Hurts My Feelings (Remix) featuring Some [censored] From Three Years Ago.”

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"Cancer season mood: I'm tired from crying so much."

“Cancer season mood: I’m tired from crying so much.”

38)

"My friends: Hey, are you still coming? Cancer: Guinness book of excuses."

“My friends: Hey, are you still coming? Cancer: Guinness book of excuses.”

39)

"I'm new to astrology but you must be the cry baby sign. Cancer."

“I’m new to astrology but you must be the cry baby sign. Cancer.”

40) Cancer memes that are 100% relatable.

"News: Professional cuddlers earn $30,000 - $100,000 per year. Cancer."

“News: Professional cuddlers earn $30,000 – $100,000 per year. Cancer.”

41)

"911: What's your emergency? Cancer: I'm emotionally drunk texting again."

“911: What’s your emergency? Cancer: I’m emotionally drunk texting again.”

42)

"No texts from bae in the last hour. Cancer: Is this a break-up?"

“No texts from bae in the last hour. Cancer: Is this a break-up?”

43)

"Cancers: It's normal to text your ex when you drink."

“Cancers: It’s normal to text your ex when you drink.”

44)

"When a Cancer or Leo hears someone they love saying bad things about themselves."

“When a Cancer or Leo hears someone they love saying bad things about themselves.”

45) Cancer, Capricorn, and Gemini memes in one!

"Cancer being overly emotional and expressive in public. Capricorn embarrassed trying their best to tame them without offending."

“Cancer being overly emotional and expressive in public. Capricorn embarrassed trying their best to tame them without offending. Gemini eavesdropping.”

46)

"Me protecting myself and my heart from toxic men. Cancer."

“Me protecting myself and my heart from toxic men. Cancer.”

47)

"Cancer: You're right. I am crazy. But you know what else? I don't give a [censored]."

“Cancer: You’re right. I am crazy. But you know what else? I don’t give a [censored].”

48)

"Cancer season."

“Cancer season.”

49)

"When someone shows a subtle sign of affection. Cancer."

“When someone shows a subtle sign of affection. Cancer.”

50) I just hope these Cancer memes don’t make you mad!

"When someone accuses you of being mad but you weren't mad until they said something. Cancer."

“When someone accuses you of being mad but you weren’t mad until they said something. Cancer.”

51)

"Stable emotions. Cancer."

“Stable emotions. Cancer.”

52)

"Cancer talking about a fight they go into. Ignoring the parts that make them look bad. Telling the whole story."

“Cancer talking about a fight they go into. Ignoring the parts that make them look bad. Telling the whole story.”

53)

"The Cancer urge to hibernate all day and be at peace in their own space."

“The Cancer urge to hibernate all day and be at peace in their own space.”

54)

"Themselves. Cancer. Why would my friends and family do this?"

“Themselves. Cancer. Why would my friends and family do this?”

55) And these Cancer memes or not like other funny memes.

"When they say, "I'm glad you're not crazy like them other girls". Cancer."

“When they say, “I’m glad you’re not crazy like them other girls”. Cancer.”

56)

"This is how Cancers apologize: I'm not apologizing. I didn't do anything so I'm not sorry but do you wanna fight?!"

“This is how Cancers apologize: I’m not apologizing. I didn’t do anything so I’m not sorry but do you wanna fight?!”

57)

"How to give someone all your love without seeming too clingy. Cancer."

“How to give someone all your love without seeming too clingy. Cancer.”

58)

"A Cancer trying to trust someone."

“A Cancer trying to trust someone.”

59)

"Unfamiliar surroundings. Cancer."

“Unfamiliar surroundings. Cancer.”

60) Gotta love Cancer memes!

"A Cancer being upfront about things that upset them. A Cancer being passive-aggressive and blowing up at people because they've kept quiet for too long."

“A Cancer being upfront about things that upset them. A Cancer being passive-aggressive and blowing up at people because they’ve kept quiet for too long.”

61)

"Water signs when you think they gonna keep that same sweet energy when you do them wrong."

“Water signs when you think they gonna keep that same sweet energy when you do them wrong.”

62) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny Cancer zodiac memes…

"What will piss you off today: Cancer edition. Bullies. The urge to have a meltdown. Family members neglect each other. Not being able to send your emotions to ur crush via Bluetooth. Showing your friend a cute dog pic and not getting an emotional response. People who try to use your good nature."

“What will piss you off today: Cancer edition. Bullies. The urge to have a meltdown. Family members neglect each other. Not being able to send your emotions to ur crush via Bluetooth. Showing your friend a cute dog pic and not getting an emotional response. People who try to use your good nature.”

63)

"When you're mad at him and he says "come here baby". Cancer."

“When you’re mad at him and he says “come here baby”. Cancer.”

64)

"Who can read people like a book and immediately knows when someone is full of lies? Cancer."

“Who can read people like a book and immediately knows when someone is full of lies? Cancer.”

65)

"You can't just erase people from your life. Cancer:"

“You can’t just erase people from your life. Cancer:”

I hope you enjoyed these funny Cancer zodiac memes!

"Cancer season: June 21 - July 23."
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“Cancer season: June 21 – July 23.”

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