Just because you’re best friends doesn’t mean you have to be serious all the time. Everyone needs a friend who can make them laugh, especially when going through tough times. These funny best friend quotes will help you do just that!
Friends are there for us when we need them, and they make life a lot more fun. We curated some of the funniest best friend quotes to help you celebrate your friendship. So go ahead and laugh out loud with your bestie because these 55 best friend quotes are sure to make your day!
Let the funny best friend quotes begin!
1) “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
2) “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” – Unknown
3) “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown
4) “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” – Unknown
5) “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.” – Unknown
6) “Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown
7) “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis
8) “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich
9) “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown
10) “A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.” – Lois Wyse
11) “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” – Jane Austen
12) “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” – Elizabeth Taylor
13) “A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck
14) “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
Gotta love friendship quotes…
15) “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.” – Unknown
16) “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde
17) “I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.” – Unknown
18) “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown
19) “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” – Aaron Machado
20) “It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” – Mignon McLaughlin
21) “Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.” – Unknown
Funny Best Friend Quotes by Mark Twain
22) “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” – Mark Twain
23) “The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain
24) “I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain
25) “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.” – Unknown
26) “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.” – Unknown
27) “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.” – Dorothy Parker
Funny Best Friend Quotes by Oprah Winfrey
28) “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey
29) “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey
30) “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
31) “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
32) “A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!” – Jennifer Wilson
33) “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’” – A.A. Milne
34) “I’d take a nerf bullet for you.” – Unknown
35) “Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.” – Unknown
36) “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” – Sylvia Plath
37) “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
38) “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” – Euripides
39) “Friends are our chosen family.” – Unknown
40) “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn
Real friends will do that…
41) “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown
42) “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
43) “Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.” – Unknown
44) “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” – Unknown
45) “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.” – Rita Mae Brown
46) “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson
47) “This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes.” – Unknown
48) “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown
49) “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and have her nonsense respected.” –
Charles Lamb
50) “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.” – Unknown
51) “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.” – Unknown
52) “If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.” – Unknown
53) “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard
54) “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
55) “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Unknown
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