37 Funny Medieval Memes That Slayeth

Greetings, noble lords and ladies! Prepare to embark on a side-splitting journey through the ages as we present to you a collection of the most uproarious and hilarious medieval memes this side of the interweb.

In a time where knights jousted for honor, peasants toiled the land, and kings ruled supreme, who would have thought that we could find historical humor amidst the plague, feudalism, and not-so-modern conveniences? Well, we have managed to unearth a treasure trove of medieval memes that will have you laughing harder than a court jester on a sugar high.

Whether thou art a fair maiden, a brave knight, or a humble serf, we guarantee these memes will tickle thy funny bone and have thee exclaiming, “Forsooth! I hath not laughed so much since the last village festival!” So, ready thyself to feast thine eyes upon these jests and japes that shall transport thee to a realm of mirth and merriment, as we unveil the most amusing medieval memes known to man and beast!

1) Let the medieval memes begin!

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "Cats when they hear pspspsps."

“Cats when they hear pspspsps.”

2) Funny medieval memes that will make you LOL!

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl. For the last time...it's 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned.'"

“I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl. For the last time…it’s ‘Forgive me Father for I have sinned.'”

3) These medieval memes are absolute bangers!

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "Do you love me, mother? I like you as a friend."

“When the DJ plays an absolute banger.”

4) Medieval memes with a face only a mother could love.

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "When the DJ plays an absolute banger."

“Do you love me, mother? I like you as a friend.”

5) Funny medieval memes that are not Santa approved!

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "When you're dyslexic and accidentally write to satan instead of Santa."

“When you’re dyslexic and accidentally write to satan instead of Santa.”

6) That’s what she said!

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "Fair knight, will thy journey be dangerous? 'Twill be long and hard. 'Tis what she proclaimed."

“Fair knight, will thy journey be dangerous? ‘Twill be long and hard. ‘Tis what she proclaimed.”

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37 Funny Medieval Memes - "Fred knew he shouldn't be feeding babies to dragons but Fred was a rebel."

“Fred knew he shouldn’t be feeding babies to dragons but Fred was a rebel.”

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37 Funny Medieval Memes - "That friend that always says they're fine even when they clearly aren't. Are you ok? I'm fine."

“That friend that always says they’re fine even when they clearly aren’t. Are you ok? I’m fine.”

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37 Funny Medieval Memes - "When you get commissioned a painting with All Saints but you run out of time:"

“When you get commissioned a painting with All Saints but you run out of time:”

10) Medieval memes from the dark ages where there was no electricity.

37 Funny Medieval Memes - "My girlfriend who studied history. My dumbass telling her that the first half of the medieval period was called dark ages because the electricity was not yet invented during that time."

“My girlfriend who studied history. My dumbass telling her that the first half of the medieval period was called dark ages because the electricity was not yet invented during that time.”

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"When your girl gets pregnant, but you never had sex with her. And then the baby is born and three dudes you never met show up with gifts for the baby."

“When your girl gets pregnant, but you never had sex with her. And then the baby is born and three dudes you never met show up with gifts for the baby.”

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"When you're halfway through the game of Monopoly and someone insists on reading the rulebook."

“When you’re halfway through the game of Monopoly and someone insists on reading the rulebook.”

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"Hoes be taking selfies in the club toilets like."

“Hoes be taking selfies in the club toilets like.”

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"How Hollywood portrays Cleopatra. How medieval historians portrayed her."

“How Hollywood portrays Cleopatra. How medieval historians portrayed her.”

15) Medieval cat memes are the best!

"I must continue my quest to slay the red dot."

“I must continue my quest to slay the red dot.”

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"Cats in the Middle Ages: Hard working. Went to church. Walked on hind legs. Contributed to society. Cats now: Lazy and ungrateful. Atheists. Too lazy to walk on hind legs."

“Cats in the Middle Ages: Hard working. Went to church. Walked on hind legs. Contributed to society. Cats now: Lazy and ungrateful. Atheists. Too lazy to walk on hind legs.”

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"When you're looking for your shoe and you inadvertently discover a gateway to another dimension."

“When you’re looking for your shoe and you inadvertently discover a gateway to another dimension.”

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"Me getting ready to sleep. Brain: Here is a list of cringe memories."

“Me getting ready to sleep. Brain: Here is a list of cringe memories.”

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"Medieval artists painting ugly cats because they are demons. Cats just being cats."

“Medieval artists painting ugly cats because they are demons. Cats just being cats.”

20) Today’s medieval memes are sponsored by the letter ‘M’.

"Monk: Just a normal letter 'M' please. Scribe:"

“Monk: Just a normal letter ‘M’ please. Scribe:”

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"My milkshake bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard."

“My milkshake bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard.”

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"Not a phone in sight, everyone is just living in the moment, wish we could go back."

“Not a phone in sight, everyone is just living in the moment, wish we could go back.”

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"Pokemon in the Middle Ages was amazing."

“Pokemon in the Middle Ages was amazing.”

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"Prithee doth anyone haveth the wi-fi password?"

“Prithee doth anyone haveth the wi-fi password?”

25) Medieval memes when you’ve entered the friend zone…

"When she says she wishes she could find a guy like you but you are a guy like you."

“When she says she wishes she could find a guy like you but you are a guy like you.”

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"When you're signing up for a free trial and it asks for your card details. Y tho."

“When you’re signing up for a free trial and it asks for your card details. Y tho.”

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"Sir twerks a lot."

“Sir twerks a lot.”

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"I'm sorry for stabbing you. It's okay, I'm sorry for getting blood on your sword."

“I’m sorry for stabbing you. It’s okay, I’m sorry for getting blood on your sword.”

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"When the Swedish exchange student starts speaking his language and the furniture starts assembling itself."

“When the Swedish exchange student starts speaking his language and the furniture starts assembling itself.”

30) Medieval memes any peasant can relate to…

"That point on a Sunday where you attempt to finish all the work you've avoided all weekend."

“That point on a Sunday where you attempt to finish all the work you’ve avoided all weekend.”

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"When the squad is roasting you and they start to make valid points."

“When the squad is roasting you and they start to make valid points.”

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"When you try to cope with your problems by joking about it and then someone says, 'You shouldn't joke about things like that.'"

“When you try to cope with your problems by joking about it and then someone says, ‘You shouldn’t joke about things like that.'”

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"2020 sucks so much, I wish I lived in the past! The past:"

“2020 sucks so much, I wish I lived in the past! The past:”

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"When you're feeling nostalgic so you throw on Animorphs with your cat and now it thinks it's people."

“When you’re feeling nostalgic so you throw on Animorphs with your cat and now it thinks it’s people.”

35) Funny medieval memes based on historical paintings are my favorite!

"Why do you want this job? I've always been passionate about not starving to death."

“Why do you want this job? I’ve always been passionate about not starving to death.”

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"When you both want the last slice of pizza."

“When you both want the last slice of pizza.”

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"When your whole squad is kawaii AF."

“When your whole squad is kawaii AF.”

I hope you enjoyed these medieval memes!

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