33 Funny Astrology Memes Poking Fun at Zodiac Signs

Are you fascinated by the stars and the secrets they hold about your personality and future? If so, then you’re not alone! Astrology has been around for centuries and continues to captivate people all over the world. Whether you’re a hardcore believer or just curious about what your zodiac sign has to say about you, there’s no denying that astrology has become a cultural phenomenon in recent years. And what better way to express our love for astrology than through hilarious memes?

Today, we’ve rounded up 33 of the funniest and most relatable astrology memes that are sure to make you laugh and nod your head in agreement. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these astrological gems!

1) Let the astrology memes begin!

33 Astrology Memes - "Aquarius voluntarily hanging out alone."

“Aquarius voluntarily hanging out alone.”

2) Who said astrology memes weren’t funny?

33 Astrology Memes - "Are you two friends? Astronomy: No. Astrology: Yes."

“Are you two friends? Astronomy: No. Astrology: Yes.”

3) Aries on a shopping spree with astrology memes…

33 Astrology Memes - "Aries buying things that they don't need as soon as they get paid."

“Aries buying things that they don’t need as soon as they get paid.”

4) The best astrology memes are just for you!

33 Astrology Memes - "'Astrology isn't real' literally nothing is real. Your name is gibberish but you still answer to it because you crave identity and structure you pathetic [censored] featherless biped."

“‘Astrology isn’t real’ literally nothing is real. Your name is gibberish but you still answer to it because you crave identity and structure you pathetic [censored] featherless biped.”

5) Astrology memes meeting astronomy memes!

33 Astrology Memes - "Astronomy. Astrology."

“Astronomy. Astrology.”

6) Cancers would rather be at home enjoying relaxing and funny astrology memes!

33 Astrology Memes - "Cancers ready to go home after being at a party for 5 minutes."

“Cancers ready to go home after being at a party for 5 minutes.”

7) When you’re a Capricorn…

33 Astrology Memes - "Capricorn debating if they should be friendly or overly sarcastic."

“Capricorn debating if they should be friendly or overly sarcastic.”

8) When you’re a Cancer…

33 Astrology Memes - "Cancers do not do mediocre vibes and empty words irk them out so hard."

“Cancers do not do mediocre vibes and empty words irk them out so hard.”

9) When earth and air signs debate the benefits of conflict resolution.

33 Astrology Memes - "Earth and air signs be like 'Who needs conflict resolution when you could just never speak to that person ever again?"

“Earth and air signs be like ‘Who needs conflict resolution when you could just never speak to that person ever again?”

10) Geminis relaxing with astrology memes…

33 Astrology Memes - "Geminis needing approximately four hours of silence before they start their day."

“Geminis need approximately four hours of silence before they start their day.”

11) When you party with your Zodiac signs only.

"Hear me out...A party but with your Zodiac sign only."

“Hear me out…A party but with your Zodiac sign only.”

12) When it’s all about you!

"Here come them Capricorn's acting like nobody else birthday exists."

“Here come them Capricorn’s acting like nobody else birthday exists.”

13) When you believe in astrology…

"I don't believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while, someone on the train went 'Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon [censored]' and I was like what the [censored]? Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don't say anything anymore."

“I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while, someone on the train went ‘Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon [censored]’ and I was like what the [censored]? Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore.”

14) When you want to lose weight…

"If u wanna lose weight date an Aries, Leo, or Cancer."

“If u wanna lose weight date an Aries, Leo, or Cancer.”

15) When you find out the tooth fairy isn’t real.

"Just learned our 9-year-old experimented on us. A lost tooth. Told no one for 3 days and kept the tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, and the next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real."

“Just learned our 9-year-old experimented on us. A lost tooth. Told no one for 3 days and kept the tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, and the next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn’t real.”

16) Leos laughing along with astrology memes…

"Leos laughing when other people think Leo season has an end day."

“Leos laughing when other people think Leo season has an end day.”

17) When you’re a Libra…

"Libras towards rude people."

“Libras towards rude people.”

18) When you need more crystals.

"My loved ones: But do you really need more crystals? Me:"

“My loved ones: But do you need more crystals? Me:”

19) When everyone and everything is proud of you.

"The moon is proud of you and so are the stars and so is the sun. The aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too."

“The moon is proud of you and so are the stars and so is the sun. The aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too.”

20) There’s no such thing as too many astrology memes though!

"My kidnappers returned me after listening to me talk about astrology for two hours."

“My kidnappers returned me after listening to me talk about astrology for two hours.”

21) When you’re an astrology girl.

"No one could've predicted this. Astrology girls:"

“No one could’ve predicted this. Astrology girls:”

22) When you’ll do just about anything for a girl.

"Once a liked a girl so much I asked my mom what time I was born so the girl could look up my moons or whatever you witches be doing."

“Once a liked a girl so much I asked my mom what time I was born so the girl could look up my moons or whatever you witches be doing.”

23) When you’re a Pisces…

"Pisces bingeing a new TV series when they have other important tasks to complete."

“Pisces bingeing a new TV series when they have other important tasks to complete.”

24) When you’re a Sagittarius…

"Sagittarius when something they ordered isn't delivered immediately."

“Sagittarius when something they ordered isn’t delivered immediately.”

25) Happy Scorpios enjoying astrology memes.

"Scorpios as the sun moves into Scorpio."

“Scorpios as the sun moves into Scorpio.”

26) When you do that thing before bed.

"Sagittarius tends to walk around naked before bed."

“Sagittarius tends to walk around naked before bed.”

27) When you’re a Taurus…

"The big Taurus dilemma: I'm hungry, but don't want to get up."

“The big Taurus dilemma: I’m hungry, but don’t want to get up.”

28) When you’re this smart.

"Today we're learning about Wall Street. When the revolution comes, where will you hide."

Today we’re learning about Wall Street. When the revolution comes, where will you hide.”

29) When you’re a Virgo…

"Virgo. If you know me you know that: 1) I hate liars. 2) I am loyal. 3) I am honest. 4) I hate being ignored."

“Virgo. If you know me you know that: 1) I hate liars. 2) I am loyal. 3) I am honest. 4) I hate being ignored.”

30) Hope you’re enjoying these astrology memes, Virgos!

"Virgos when someone knows the difference between 'You're' and 'Your.'"

“Virgos when someone knows the difference between ‘You’re’ an ‘Your.'”

31) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of astrology memes…

"Capricorn waiting on their birthday like:"

“Capricorn waiting on their birthday like:”

32) When you date your own sign.

"I wanna date my own sign. See if we act the same n if we last."

“I wanna date my sign. See if we act the same n if we last.”

33) When you meet another sun sign…

"When you meet someone with your sun sign who absolutely sucks and u finally understand the negative stereotypes."

“When you meet someone with your sun sign who absolutely sucks and u finally understand the negative stereotypes.”

I hope you enjoyed these astrology signs!

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