33 Funny Drinking Memes That Are Ready to Party

Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine clearly never had a stiff drink! But why not have both? We’ve scoured the internet to bring you the funniest and most relatable drinking memes out there. Whether you can drink your friends under the table or you’re just starting out, these memes are sure to have you raising a glass and laughing out loud.

I sometimes try to think what college life would have been like without all the parties and I just need one drink to remind me…it would have been dull! All of these memes are so relatable! From the joys of happy hour to the drunken struggles of a hangover, we’ve got it all. So grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy these hilarious drinking memes that perfectly capture the highs and lows of every drunk drinker’s journey.

1) Let the drinking memes begin!

33 Drinking Memes - "I can't afford a vacation so I'm just gonna drink until I don't know where I am."

“I can’t afford a vacation so I’m just gonna drink until I don’t know where I am.”

2) Funny drinking memes whether you drink water, milk, or alcohol!

33 Drinking Memes - "Alcohol may not solve your problems but neither will water or milk."

“Alcohol may not solve your problems but neither will water or milk.”

3) When you’re also enjoying drinking memes with your best friend.

33 Drinking Memes - "When you and your best friend start off low-key before you black out."

“When you and your best friend start off low-key before you black out.”

4) Enjoying drinking memes won’t hurt your bank account or your liver!

33 Drinking Memes - "My bank account and my liver looking at me every Monday morning."

“My bank account and my liver looking at me every Monday morning.”

5) Funny memes when you’re drinking tequila!

33 Drinking Memes - "Do you know what happens after 6 tequila shots?... Nobody does."

“Do you know what happens after 6 tequila shots?… Nobody does.”

6) When you’re doing your “yoga workout”.

33 Drinking Memes - "Just doing my yoga workout..."

“Just doing my yoga workout…”

7) When you’re freaking out.

33 Drinking Memes - "When you drink too much and have to convince yourself you're not dying..."

“When you drink too much and have to convince yourself you’re not dying…”

8) When you’re drunk AF.

33 Drinking Memes - "When my family thinks someone is breaking in, but it's just me drunk asf: Help me, bro."

“When my family thinks someone is breaking in, but it’s just me drunk asf: Help me, bro.”

9) When you realize it’s you.

33 Drinking Memes - "When you find out who drank all your beers."

“When you find out who drank all your beers.”

10) Is it too early in this list for day-drinking memes?

33 Drinking Memes - "Forecast for today: Day drinking with mild intoxication before noon and a 98% chance of a [censored] show later on tonight."

“Forecast for today: Day drinking with mild intoxication before noon and a 98% chance of a [censored] show later on tonight.”

11) When you’re always ready to party.

"Friend: Come over and drink. Me:"

“Friend: Come over and drink. Me:”

12) When you only drink at night.

"I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic which is why I only drink every night."

“I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic which is why I only drink every night.”

13) When you’re only lying to yourself.

"I don't always say I'm never drinking but when I do I'm a [censored] liar."

“I don’t always say I’m never drinking but when I do I’m a [censored] liar.”

14) When you’re feeling alright.

"I'm just gonna have one drink. 4 hours later: Alright, alright, alright."

“I’m just gonna have one drink. 4 hours later: Alright, alright, alright.”

15) Funny memes when you’re drinking glasses of wine…

"The kind of positivity I need in my life: According to your activity, you have earned 7 glasses of wine. Please drink responsibly."

“The kind of positivity I need in my life: According to your activity, you have earned 7 glasses of wine. Please drink responsibly.”

16) When you’re only having a “few”.

"Last night was the first time I've ever struck to 'only having a few.' Don't know if I'm proud or disappointed in myself."

“Last night was the first time I’ve ever struck to ‘only having a few.’ Don’t know if I’m proud or disappointed in myself.”

17) When the problem is the solution?

"Me: I'm so tired and my mental health is deteriorating. Me to me: Get drunk. Get so [censored] drunk."

“Me: I’m so tired and my mental health is deteriorating. Me to me: Get drunk. Get so [censored] drunk.”

18) When you’re always down to drink.

"When my friends ask if I'm down to drink: Every day. All day. Anywhere. Anytime."

“When my friends ask if I’m down to drink: Every day. All day. Anywhere. Anytime.”

19) When it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.

"We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends..."

“We’re not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends…”

20) Funny memes when you’re drinking beer.

"I only smoke when I'm drunk. *takes one sip of beer*"

“I only smoke when I’m drunk. *takes one sip of beer*”

21) When you take wine tastings seriously.

"Other people at wine tastings vs. me: I'm getting hints of oak and hazelnut. I'm getting wasted."

“Other people at wine tastings vs. me: I’m getting hints of oak and hazelnut. I’m getting wasted.”

22) When you listen to the little voice inside your head.

"Part of me says I should slow down on the drinking. The other part says don't listen to her she's drunk."

“Part of me says I should slow down on the drinking. The other part says don’t listen to her she’s drunk.”

23) When you wish you were getting drunk.

"He's probably thinking about getting drunk with the boys. I wish I was getting drunk with the boys."

“He’s probably thinking about getting drunk with the boys. I wish I was getting drunk with the boys.”

24) When the tequila kicks in.

"I don't really like tequila but one shot won't hurt. 3 hours later: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence."

“I don’t really like tequila but one shot won’t hurt. 3 hours later: I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.”

25) When people should mind their own business.

"You should drink less. Me: You should drink less."

“You should drink less. Me: You should drink less.”

26) When you realize you need a hobby.

"When someone asks you what your hobbies are and you have to try and think of an activity that doesn't involve drinking alcohol."

“When someone asks you what your hobbies are and you have to try and think of an activity that doesn’t involve drinking alcohol.”

27) When you’ve been cut off.

"When the family thinks you've had enough wine."

“When the family thinks you’ve had enough wine.”

28) When you don’t feel drunk.

"Them: Are you drunk? Me: I don't even drujklnm."

“Them: Are you drunk? Me: I don’t even drujklnm.”

29) When you drink all the time.

"There are 2 types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink."

“There are 2 types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.”

30) Funny drinking memes when you’re ready to get drunk.

"When you walk into the liquor store: Hello. It's me."

“When you walk into the liquor store: Hello. It’s me.”

31) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of drinking memes…

"Water Challenge: 7 am - Good morning! 9 am - You can do this! 11 am - Remember your goals! 1 pm - Keep drinking. 3 pm - Feeling awesome. 5 pm - No excuses! 7 pm - Resist the temptation. 9 pm - Almost done! I'll keep drinking alright, fill that with Pinot Grigio instead. Nice share Jill but [censored] your sober water challenge [censored]."

“Water Challenge: 7 am – Good morning! 9 am – You can do this! 11 am – Remember your goals! 1 pm – Keep drinking. 3 pm – Feeling awesome. 5 pm – No excuses! 7 pm – Resist the temptation. 9 pm – Almost done! I’ll keep drinking alright, fill that with Pinot Grigio instead. Nice share Jill but [censored] your sober water challenge [censored].”

32) When the answer is a definite yes.

"When my friends ask if I want to get drunk."

“When my friends ask if I want to get drunk.”

33) When everything rhymes with alcohol.

"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol."

“You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol.”

I hope you enjoyed these drinking memes!

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