There’s no doubt that Tinder has become one of the most popular dating apps out there. And while some people seem to have a lot of success using it, others (like myself) struggle to find anything more than mediocre matches. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with it, especially when you now have 71 funny Tinder pick-up lines at your disposal!
These Tinder pick-up lines will help you get your match’s attention and hopefully lead to a date. The secret is looking for a way to break the ice with that special someone on Tinder without making them feel uncomfortable. You’ve found some Tinder bios you like so go ahead and give these pick-up lines a try – you may just get lucky!
Let the funny Tinder pick-up lines begin!
1) “What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?”
2) “You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy and you’re super hot. We belong together.”
3) “Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
4) “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
5) “I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.”
6) “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
7) “If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?”
8) “Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?”
9) “If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eyes? I have no idea! Beauty, cause beauty lies in the eyes of the bee-holder.”
10) “Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.”
11) “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?”
12) “Best Sunday adventure: Netflix binges, hot yoga classes, or aggressive mimosa sipping.”
13) “I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.”
14) “You have a bit of cute on your face.”
Get ready for some of the funniest pick-up lines…
15) “You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.”
16) “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
17) “I can’t cook a good lasagna, but I can cook a great lasagna.”
18) “If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?”
19) “Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the ‘best ever cuddler’ title?”
20) “You declare a three-day weekend. Are you heading for the beach, the mountains, or sleeping till noon?”
21) “Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?”
22) “Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? (Yes.). That’s the spirit!”
23) “Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.”
24) “I feel like you’re the fun/crazy one of the friend group.”
25) “If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.”
26) “Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”
27) “Have you got an ugly boyfriend? No. Do you want one?”
28) “Heard you like bad girls, well I’m bad at everything. [Blink emoji]”
29) “Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.”
Smooth pick-up lines for Tinder.
30) “I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”
31) “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
32) “Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.”
33) “Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.”
34) “(Lime emoji) This is my pick-up lime. How are you?”
35) “You look like a good girl but every good girl has a bad side. Am I right?”
36) “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.”
37) “I don’t have a man bun but I’ve got some pretty good man buns.”
38) “Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”
39) “Are you a model? No. Oh, when did you quit?”
40) “My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.”
41) “You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”
42) “Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to the pretty city.”
43) “I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”
44) “Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite.”
Getting flirty!
45) “On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?”
46) “Random question but on a scale of 1 to 10 how spontaneous are you?”
47) “I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?”
48) “Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me, will you?”
49) “I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation…”
50) “On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”
51) “I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl/boy.”
52) “You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: Do you, or do you not like raisins? (Whether they say yes, or no, you offer them a date instead!)”
53) “Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!”
54) “So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m a Freud I couldn’t come up with anything.”
55) “What’s something under $10 that brings you joy?”
56) “You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?”
57) “Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.”
58) “Tell me, what can I say to impress you?”
59) “How’s that Pulitzer coming along?”
Nothing wrong with that!
60) “Can I be honest? You look like the right mixture of fun and trouble.”
61) “This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.”
62) “Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?”
63) “I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.”
64) “My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.”
65) “If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.”
66) “Are we, like, married now?”
67) “If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crepes c) waffles d) omelet e) something else?”
68) “What was the last thing that made you laugh really hard?”
69) “I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.”
70) “You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?”
71) “Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!”
I hope you enjoyed these Tinder pick-up lines!
“How you doin’?”
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