53 Funny Love Quotes and Sayings From the Heart

When we’re in love, we often know how we feel about the special person in our life but can’t find the words to express how we feel. Funny love quotes for him or her is one way to express our feelings with a hint of laughter.

Whether it’s a funny line from a comedian or a quote from a movie, some of the following funny love quotes are cute yet funny. Share the following 53 funny quotes with that special person in your life and let them know how special they are.

1) Let the funny love quotes begin!

“A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.” – Anonymous

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“Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!” – Anonymous

3) Funny love quotes for him.

“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” – Ralphie May

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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

5) Funny love quotes for him.

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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“Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.” – Anonymous

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“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers

8) Cute funny love quotes when you fall in love.

“The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.” – Sophie Monroe

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“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” – Anonymous

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“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Anonymous

11) Funny love quotes for him.

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason

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“Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.” – Anonymous

13) Funny love quotes for her.

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is, ‘What… does a woman want?'” – Sigmund Freud

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“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni​​

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“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” – Russell Brand

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“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” – Chelsea Peretti

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“In the morning I can’t eat, I’m thinking of you. In the evening I can’t eat, I’m thinking of you. In the night I can’t sleep…I’m so hungry!” – Anonymous

18) Funny love quotes for her.

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

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“It ain’t real love if you never been blocked before.” – Anonymous

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“You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.” – Anonymous

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“Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.” – Anonymous

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“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” – Anonymous

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“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

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“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

25) Funny love quotes for him.

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

27) Funny love quotes for her.

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller

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“I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, ‘And another thing …'” – Felicia Michaels

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“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.” – Garry Shandling

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“People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.” – Anonymous

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“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.” – Anonymous

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“In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.” – Anonymous

33) Cute funny love quotes when searching for love.

“They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.” – Anonymous

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“What is love? Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses and makes the person non-sense.” – Anonymous

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“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

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“Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.” – Anonymous

37) Funny love quotes for her.

“I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.” – Anonymous

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“I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a Care Bear, I’d definitely fight a Care Bear for you.” – Anonymous

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“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you’d miss them!” – Anonymous

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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin

41) Funny love quotes and sayings.

“They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous

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“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” – Unknown

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“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant

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“You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.” – Anonymous

45) Funny love quotes for him.

“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” – Anonymous

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“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken

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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

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On being observed by his wife kissing a chorus girl: “I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx

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“Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” – English Proverb

50) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny love quotes…

“My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside – Made in Taiwan.” – Leopold Fechtner

51) Funny love quotes for her.

“I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” – Anonymous

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“You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love, so now I’m scared.” – Anonymous

53) Cute funny love quotes to live by.

“Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.” – P.D. East

I hope you enjoyed these funny love quotes!

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