85 Funny Car Memes for When You Feel the Need for Speed

Getting your driver’s license is an exciting right of passage for many people. The freedom to take on the open road as a young adult is a moment I’ll never forget. An even bigger thrill is getting your very first car and for that reason, funny car memes are something many drivers will relate to.

Whether it’s a hand me down from your parents, or a vehicle straight off the assembly line, the joy of driving a car and the independence it carries is pure exhilaration. To celebrate vehicles and the open road, we curated some of the best memes out there and present you with 85 of the best car memes ever!

1) Let the funny car memes begin!

85 Car Memes - "That's a very Smart idea."

“That’s a very Smart idea.”

2)

85 Car Memes - "I am so tempted..."

“I am so tempted…”

3) Time for some car detailing memes after something like this!

85 Car Memes - "Angry Birds: Not as much fun in real life."

“Angry Birds: Not as much fun in real life.”

4)

85 Car Memes - "Me anytime my car pops or shoots flames."

“Me anytime my car pops or shoots flames.”

5) À la carte car buying memes.

85 Car Memes - "When you are trying to sell your car: How much for one headlight?"

“When you are trying to sell your car: How much for one headlight?”

6) Car memes for car guys.

85 Car Memes - "When people ask if I have a life outside of cars."

“When people ask if I have a life outside of cars.”

7)

85 Car Memes - "If Batman were a redneck."

“If Batman were a redneck.”

8) Be extra careful with car accident memes.

85 Car Memes - "Be extra careful on the roads this Christmas. Lots of men will be driving and getting their wives to drive."

“Be extra careful on the roads this Christmas. Lots of men will be driving and getting their wives to drive.”

9)

85 Car Memes - "Before wife and kids. After wife and kids."

“Before wife and kids. After wife and kids.”

10) Let’s not forget car accident memes after sneezing.

85 Car Memes - "My biggest fear while driving."

“My biggest fear while driving.”

11)

85 Car Memes - "Buying a brand new reasonably priced car VS Buying a late 90s Japanese $#!tbox."

“Buying a brand new reasonably priced car VS Buying a late 90s Japanese $#!tbox.”

12)

85 Car Memes - "Canadian car wash."

“Canadian car wash.”

13) Car memes with pup holders.

85 Car Memes - "My car comes with a pup holder."

“My car comes with a pup holder.”

14)

85 Car Memes - "Chill out bro, I got this. Nobody knows horsepower as I do."

“Chill out bro, I got this. Nobody knows horsepower as I do.”

15) Car memes made with 100% Chinesium.

85 Car Memes - "Chinesium, the weakest metal in the whole universe."

“Chinesium, the weakest metal in the whole universe.”

16)

85 Car Memes - "The clutch slipped. I swear."

“The clutch slipped. I swear.”

17) Honda Civic car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Speed limit: 25. High score: 58. Crackheads with Honda Civics at 3 am: Are you challenging me?"

“Speed limit: 25. High score: 58. Crackheads with Honda Civics at 3 am: Are you challenging me?”

18) Let’s not forget funny car crash memes.

85 Car Memes - "When a customer says; 'It's just a little scratch.'"

“When a customer says; ‘It’s just a little scratch.'”

19)

85 Car Memes - "Cuts in front of you abruptly. Becomes the slowest car on the road."

“Cuts in front of you abruptly. Becomes the slowest car on the road.”

20) Car memes for all ages.

85 Car Memes - "Dad, pass me the superglue, she needs welding."

“Dad, pass me the superglue, she needs welding.”

21)

85 Car Memes - "When the daily breaks down so you pull up to your corporate job in your ghetto ass project car."

“When the daily breaks down so you pull up to your corporate job in your ghetto ass project car.”

22) Car memes with Star Wars spoilers.

85 Car Memes - "Darth Vader is Luke's father."

“Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”

23)

85 Car Memes - "Day 13: They still don't suspect I'm a minivan."

“Day 13: They still don’t suspect I’m a minivan.”

24) More car memes for car guys.

85 Car Memes - "Do you have any hobbies? Me: Cars."

“Do you have any hobbies? Me: Cars.”

25) Drag racing car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Drag racing. What society thinks we do. What our family thinks we do. What our in-laws think we do. What our accountant thinks we do. What we think we do. What we really do."

“Drag racing. What society thinks we do. What our family thinks we do. What our in-laws think we do. What our accountant thinks we do. What we think we do. What we really do.”

26)

85 Car Memes - "Driver telling everyone back at camp how I'm an expert mechanic who saved the day. Me after hitting the starter with a rock."

“Driver telling everyone back at camp how I’m an expert mechanic who saved the day. Me after hitting the starter with a rock.”

27)

85 Car Memes - "When someone's driving in the zoom zoom lane but they're not going ZOOM ZOOM."

“When someone’s driving in the zoom zoom lane but they’re not going ZOOM ZOOM.”

28)

85 Car Memes - "Education is important but racecars are importanter."

“Education is important but racecars are importanter.”

29) Relatable car memes…

85 Car Memes - "People with LED headlights. Everyone else on the road."

“People with LED headlights. Everyone else on the road.”

30) Car memes in Maximum Overdrive!

85 Car Memes - "When everyone gets excited about self-driving trucks, this is what I think of."

“When everyone gets excited about self-driving trucks, this is what I think of.”

31)

85 Car Memes - "Finding your dream car in perfect condition for a great price but finding out it's an automatic transmission."

“Finding your dream car in perfect condition for a great price but finding out it’s an automatic transmission.”

32)

85 Car Memes - "When I fire up the project car thinking I fixed the weird noises but now it makes even more weird noises."

“When I fire up the project car thinking I fixed the weird noises but now it makes even more weird noises.”

33)

85 Car Memes - "Get in loser. Let's pick up some [censored]."

Let’s not forget funny dog memes: “Get in loser. Let’s pick up some [censored].”

34)

85 Car Memes - "Getting larger rims to fill the wheel gap. Lowering your car to fill the wheel gap. Using higher profile tire sidewalls to fill the wheel gap. Yeah, this is big brain time."

“Getting larger rims to fill the wheel gap. Lowering your car to fill the wheel gap. Using higher profile tire sidewalls to fill the wheel gap. Yeah, this is big brain time.”

35) Gotta love funny car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Go home aliens, you're drunk!"

“Go home aliens, you’re drunk!”

36)

85 Car Memes - "How's my driving? $1FU. This guy deserves a medal."

“How’s my driving? $1FU. This guy deserves a medal.”

37)

85 Car Memes - "Halloween for Ford owners."

“Halloween for Ford owners.”

38) Mitsubishi car memes.

85 Car Memes - "He protec. he attac. But sadly, he won't be bac."

“He protec. he attac. But sadly, he won’t be bac.”

39)

85 Car Memes - "The hell am I scraping on? Oh, a leaf..."

“The hell am I scraping on? Oh, a leaf…”

40) Funny car memes when you hit a triple.

85 Car Memes - "When you hit a triple: 4:20, 69, 80085"

“When you hit a triple: 4:20, 69, 80085”

41)

85 Car Memes - "I like to leave random messages on random cars in the shopping center carpark: I'm pregnant, call me."

“I like to leave random messages on random cars in the shopping center carpark: I’m pregnant, call me.”

42)

85 Car Memes - "If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?"

“If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?”

43)

85 Car Memes - "In case...flies near at night and you haven't noticed model. Lamborghini Aventador. Aston Martin One-77. Ferrari Enzo. Maserati Gran Turismo. Bugatti Veyron. Porche Carrera GT. Audi R8. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. Nissan GT-R. BMW Z4."

“In case…flies near at night and you haven’t noticed model. Lamborghini Aventador. Aston Martin One-77. Ferrari Enzo. Maserati Gran Turismo. Bugatti Veyron. Porche Carrera GT. Audi R8. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. Nissan GT-R. BMW Z4.”

44) Smart Car Memes?

85 Car Memes - "This is what happens when you fart in a Smart Car."

“This is what happens when you fart in a Smart Car.”

45)

85 Car Memes - "It doesn't matter what people think about your car because, at the end of the day, it's yours. Unless it's riced up. Then it's just $#!t."

“It doesn’t matter what people think about your car because, at the end of the day, it’s yours. Unless it’s riced up. Then it’s just $#!t.”

46)

85 Car Memes - "I've told dad a hundred times to [censored] with my $#!t."

“I’ve told dad a hundred times to [censored] with my $#!t.”

47)

85 Car Memes - "James: Where is Toyota in the new Need for Speed game? That's a real missed opportunity. Toyota: Not there. You can find our cars in GT Sport, which doesn't promote illegal street racing. Need for Speed: pfft nerds."

“James: Where is Toyota in the new Need for Speed game? That’s a real missed opportunity. Toyota: Not there. You can find our cars in GT Sport, which doesn’t promote illegal street racing. Need for Speed: pfft nerds.”

48)

85 Car Memes - "Reason for speeding ticket: I just wanted to hear the turbo whistle."

“Reason for speeding ticket: I just wanted to hear the turbo whistle.”

49) Kia Stinger car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Kia Stinger Convertible. Now it's a true sports car."

“Kia Stinger Convertible. Now it’s a true sports car.”

50) Fast and Furious car memes.

85 Car Memes - "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time."

“I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.”

51)

85 Car Memes - "Me and every other chicken nugget: This is brilliant. Me and McDonald's chicken nugget: But I like this."

“Me and every other chicken nugget: This is brilliant. Me and McDonald’s chicken nugget: But I like this.”

52)

85 Car Memes - "When mom cuts your hair and says what a handsome young man you are."

“When mom cuts your hair and says what a handsome young man you are.”

53) Subaru car memes.

85 Car Memes - "That moment you make your Subaru even more functional."

“That moment you make your Subaru even more functional.”

54) More Honda car memes.

85 Car Memes - "More torque than a Honda."

“More torque than a Honda.”

55) More funny car memes.

85 Car Memes - "My other ride is your mom."

“My other ride is your mom.”

56)

85 Car Memes - "Need for speed logic."

“Need for speed logic.”

57)

85 Car Memes - "Needless to say, he didn't let me pass. [Gandalf license plate]"

“Needless to say, he didn’t let me pass. [Gandalf license plate]”

58) Ford Mustang car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Never underestimate what a $4000, 25-year-old Mustang can do. You might be surprised...and how $50."

“Never underestimate what a $4000, 25-year-old Mustang can do. You might be surprised…and how $50.”

59) Funny car breakdown memes.

85 Car Memes - "No worries sir. Did the alignment myself."

“No worries sir. Did the alignment myself.”

60)

85 Car Memes - "You are on camera. Any illegal driving activity will be reported to the police. Warning! Absolutely do not tailgate this vehicle!"

“You are on camera. Any illegal driving activity will be reported to the police. Warning! Absolutely do not tailgate this vehicle!”

61)

85 Car Memes - "Open a bottle and before you know it."

“Open a bottle and before you know it.”

62)

85 Car Memes - "Parking reserved for green vehicles. I mean you can't be mad."

“Parking reserved for green vehicles. I mean you can’t be mad.”

63)

85 Car Memes - "Speed limit 65. Fords, just do the best you can."

“Speed limit 65. Fords, just do the best you can.”

64)

85 Car Memes - "People with fast cars...understand the lid placement."

“People with fast cars…understand the lid placement.”

65) Perfect car memes.

85 Car Memes - "The perfect car doesn't exi..."

“The perfect car doesn’t exi…”

66)

85 Car Memes - "Planking. Level: Mechanic."

“Planking. Level: Mechanic.”

67)

85 Car Memes - "Wake up! C'mon! Snap out of it! Please...If you can hear my voice...It's no use! He's in a deep coma! Sell his Pontiac."

“Wake up! C’mon! Snap out of it! Please…If you can hear my voice...It’s no use! He’s in a deep coma! Sell his Pontiac.”

68)

85 Car Memes - "I put a Cowboys sticker on my car. Now I can't find the clutch."

“I put a Cowboys sticker on my car. Now I can’t find the clutch.”

69)

85 Car Memes - "*Puts car in neutral* Brain: You sure it's in neutral? Me:"

“*Puts car in neutral* Brain: You sure it’s in neutral? Me:”

70)

85 Car Memes - "Run. We dare you."

“Run. We dare you.”

71)

85 Car Memes - "What it says: Right lane closed ahead. What people read: Right lane might be closed ahead so just stay in your lane and merge at the last second if you have to."

“What it says: Right lane closed ahead. What people read: Right lane might be closed ahead so just stay in your lane and merge at the last second if you have to.”

72)

85 Car Memes - "She cheated on me so I keyed her car."

“She cheated on me so I keyed her car.”

73)

85 Car Memes - "'Your car is $#!t', says the guy who drives this."

“‘Your car is $#!t’, says the guy who drives this.”

74) More Subaru car memes.

85 Car Memes - "*Snowflake falls* Subaru owners: It subie weather. Boxer is reliable. Yee yee. Vape cloud. Sick mudflaps."

“*Snowflake falls* Subaru owners: It subie weather. Boxer is reliable. Yee yee. Vape cloud. Sick mudflaps.”

75)

85 Car Memes - "When someone tries to pass you but your car is faster: Not today son...Not today..."

“When someone tries to pass you but your car is faster: Not today son…Not today…”

76) Tesla car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Tesla 2019. Top Gear 2010."

“Tesla 2019. Top Gear 2010.”

77)

85 Car Memes - "The crackhead that just got in my car. Me at the gas pump."

“The crackhead that just got in my car. Me at the gas pump.”

78)

85 Car Memes - "The track is damp, we must stop the race. [censored] please."

“The track is damp, we must stop the race. [censored] please.”

79)

85 Car Memes - "Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend? It died a week ago, but I still use some of the parts."

“Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend? It died a week ago, but I still use some of the parts.”

80)

85 Car Memes - "What I think I look like working on my car...What I actually look like."

“What I think I look like working on my car…What I actually look like.”

81)

85 Car Memes - "This is how I feel when my turbo spools up."

“This is how I feel when my turbo spools up.”

82)

85 Car Memes - "Just throw the entire car away bro."

“Just throw the entire car away bro.”

83) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny car memes…

85 Car Memes - "Too much Ram, not enough Dodge."

“Too much Ram, not enough Dodge.”

84) Toyota car memes.

85 Car Memes - "Toyotas around the world VS Japan-exclusive Toyotas."

“Toyotas around the world VS Japan-exclusive Toyotas.”

85)

85 Car Memes - "Me: *turns on the light in car* My dad: You're gonna kill someone."

“Me: *turns on the light in car* My dad: You’re gonna kill someone.”

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