Getting your driver’s license is an exciting right of passage for many people. The freedom to take on the open road as a young adult is a moment I’ll never forget. An even bigger thrill is getting your very first car and for that reason, funny car memes are something many drivers will relate to.
Whether it’s a hand me down from your parents, or a vehicle straight off the assembly line, the joy of driving a car and the independence it carries is pure exhilaration. To celebrate vehicles and the open road, we curated some of the best memes out there and present you with 85 of the best car memes ever!
1) Let the funny car memes begin!
“That’s a very Smart idea.”
“I am so tempted…”
3) Time for some car detailing memes after something like this!
“Angry Birds: Not as much fun in real life.”
“Me anytime my car pops or shoots flames.”
5) À la carte car buying memes.
“When you are trying to sell your car: How much for one headlight?”
6) Car memes for car guys.
“When people ask if I have a life outside of cars.”
“If Batman were a redneck.”
8) Be extra careful with car accident memes.
“Be extra careful on the roads this Christmas. Lots of men will be driving and getting their wives to drive.”
“Before wife and kids. After wife and kids.”
10) Let’s not forget car accident memes after sneezing.
“My biggest fear while driving.”
“Buying a brand new reasonably priced car VS Buying a late 90s Japanese $#!tbox.”
“Canadian car wash.”
13) Car memes with pup holders.
“My car comes with a pup holder.”
“Chill out bro, I got this. Nobody knows horsepower as I do.”
15) Car memes made with 100% Chinesium.
“Chinesium, the weakest metal in the whole universe.”
“The clutch slipped. I swear.”
17) Honda Civic car memes.
“Speed limit: 25. High score: 58. Crackheads with Honda Civics at 3 am: Are you challenging me?”
18) Let’s not forget funny car crash memes.
“When a customer says; ‘It’s just a little scratch.'”
“Cuts in front of you abruptly. Becomes the slowest car on the road.”
20) Car memes for all ages.
“Dad, pass me the superglue, she needs welding.”
“When the daily breaks down so you pull up to your corporate job in your ghetto ass project car.”
22) Car memes with Star Wars spoilers.
“Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”
“Day 13: They still don’t suspect I’m a minivan.”
24) More car memes for car guys.
“Do you have any hobbies? Me: Cars.”
25) Drag racing car memes.
“Drag racing. What society thinks we do. What our family thinks we do. What our in-laws think we do. What our accountant thinks we do. What we think we do. What we really do.”
“Driver telling everyone back at camp how I’m an expert mechanic who saved the day. Me after hitting the starter with a rock.”
“When someone’s driving in the zoom zoom lane but they’re not going ZOOM ZOOM.”
“Education is important but racecars are importanter.”
29) Relatable car memes…
“People with LED headlights. Everyone else on the road.”
30) Car memes in Maximum Overdrive!
“When everyone gets excited about self-driving trucks, this is what I think of.”
“Finding your dream car in perfect condition for a great price but finding out it’s an automatic transmission.”
“When I fire up the project car thinking I fixed the weird noises but now it makes even more weird noises.”
Let’s not forget funny dog memes: “Get in loser. Let’s pick up some [censored].”
“Getting larger rims to fill the wheel gap. Lowering your car to fill the wheel gap. Using higher profile tire sidewalls to fill the wheel gap. Yeah, this is big brain time.”
35) Gotta love funny car memes.
“Go home aliens, you’re drunk!”
“How’s my driving? $1FU. This guy deserves a medal.”
“Halloween for Ford owners.”
38) Mitsubishi car memes.
“He protec. he attac. But sadly, he won’t be bac.”
“The hell am I scraping on? Oh, a leaf…”
40) Funny car memes when you hit a triple.
“When you hit a triple: 4:20, 69, 80085”
“I like to leave random messages on random cars in the shopping center carpark: I’m pregnant, call me.”
“If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?”
“In case…flies near at night and you haven’t noticed model. Lamborghini Aventador. Aston Martin One-77. Ferrari Enzo. Maserati Gran Turismo. Bugatti Veyron. Porche Carrera GT. Audi R8. Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. Nissan GT-R. BMW Z4.”
“This is what happens when you fart in a Smart Car.”
“It doesn’t matter what people think about your car because, at the end of the day, it’s yours. Unless it’s riced up. Then it’s just $#!t.”
“I’ve told dad a hundred times to [censored] with my $#!t.”
“James: Where is Toyota in the new Need for Speed game? That’s a real missed opportunity. Toyota: Not there. You can find our cars in GT Sport, which doesn’t promote illegal street racing. Need for Speed: pfft nerds.”
“Reason for speeding ticket: I just wanted to hear the turbo whistle.”
49) Kia Stinger car memes.
“Kia Stinger Convertible. Now it’s a true sports car.”
50) Fast and Furious car memes.
“I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.”
“Me and every other chicken nugget: This is brilliant. Me and McDonald’s chicken nugget: But I like this.”
“When mom cuts your hair and says what a handsome young man you are.”
53) Subaru car memes.
“That moment you make your Subaru even more functional.”
54) More Honda car memes.
“More torque than a Honda.”
55) More funny car memes.
“My other ride is your mom.”
“Need for speed logic.”
“Needless to say, he didn’t let me pass. [Gandalf license plate]”
“Never underestimate what a $4000, 25-year-old Mustang can do. You might be surprised…and how $50.”
59) Funny car breakdown memes.
“No worries sir. Did the alignment myself.”
“You are on camera. Any illegal driving activity will be reported to the police. Warning! Absolutely do not tailgate this vehicle!”
“Open a bottle and before you know it.”
“Parking reserved for green vehicles. I mean you can’t be mad.”
“Speed limit 65. Fords, just do the best you can.”
“People with fast cars…understand the lid placement.”
“The perfect car doesn’t exi…”
“Planking. Level: Mechanic.”
“Wake up! C’mon! Snap out of it! Please…If you can hear my voice...It’s no use! He’s in a deep coma! Sell his Pontiac.”
“I put a Cowboys sticker on my car. Now I can’t find the clutch.”
“*Puts car in neutral* Brain: You sure it’s in neutral? Me:”
“Run. We dare you.”
“What it says: Right lane closed ahead. What people read: Right lane might be closed ahead so just stay in your lane and merge at the last second if you have to.”
“She cheated on me so I keyed her car.”
“‘Your car is $#!t’, says the guy who drives this.”
74) More Subaru car memes.
“*Snowflake falls* Subaru owners: It subie weather. Boxer is reliable. Yee yee. Vape cloud. Sick mudflaps.”
“When someone tries to pass you but your car is faster: Not today son…Not today…”
“Tesla 2019. Top Gear 2010.”
“The crackhead that just got in my car. Me at the gas pump.”
“The track is damp, we must stop the race. [censored] please.”
“Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend? It died a week ago, but I still use some of the parts.”
“What I think I look like working on my car…What I actually look like.”
“This is how I feel when my turbo spools up.”
“Just throw the entire car away bro.”
83) Oh no! We’ve almost reached the end of funny car memes…
“Too much Ram, not enough Dodge.”
“Toyotas around the world VS Japan-exclusive Toyotas.”
“Me: *turns on the light in car* My dad: You’re gonna kill someone.”
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