61 Funny Clean Memes that are rated E for everyone

There are memes for nearly every imaginable thing on earth and that’s a good thing! Some memes are clean and safe for people of all ages while others may use language or images some readers may find offensive.

But if there is one thing most people will agree on is that these funny memes are suitable for everyone to read. Here are 61 funny clean memes that are rated E for everyone.

1) Let the funny clean memes begin!

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol."

“Adulthood has shown me that you really don’t need fun to have alcohol.”

2)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Almost had me thinking VHS was making a comeback."

“Almost had me thinking VHS was making a comeback.”

3)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Blood acquires its red color from: a) fibrin b) hemoglobin c) erythropoietin d) gamma globulin e) communism."

“Blood acquires its red color from: a) fibrin b) hemoglobin c) erythropoietin d) gamma globulin e) communism.”

4)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Brain cell 1: Say have a nice day. Brain cell 2: Nah say have a good one. Mouth: Haven gice done."

“Brain cell 1: Say have a nice day. Brain cell 2: Nah say have a good one. Mouth: Haven gice done.”

5) Clean memes for kids.

"When church is over and you tryna leave but your mom keeps talking."

“When church is over and you tryna leave but your mom keeps talking.”

6)

"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. You become the vacuum cleaner."

“When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. You become the vacuum cleaner.”

7)

"When ur cleaning dishes and a chunk of food touches your hand."

“When ur cleaning dishes and a chunk of food touches your hand.”

8)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "1980 vs 2010."

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9) Give it up for clean house memes.

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Dear small line of dirt that won't go into the dustpan...F*** you."

“Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan…F*** you.”

10) Clean memes have gone to the dogs…literally.

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Me returning to the comfort of my own space after being around people for too long."

“Me returning to the comfort of my own space after being around people for too long.”

11)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Eating watermelon like a boss."

“Eating watermelon like a boss.”

12)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "#filter vs #nofilter."

“#filter vs #nofilter.”

13)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three: He sees nobody, hears nobody, and speaks to nobody."

“Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three: He sees nobody, hears nobody, and speaks to nobody.”

14) Clean cat memes are just what the doctor ordered!

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Nobody f***ing helps me in this house. I'm laughing so hard at this."

“Nobody f***ing helps me in this house. I’m laughing so hard at this.”

15)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Google search: If I were a boy lyrics. If I had a million dollars lyrics. If I were a boy. If I ain't got you lyrics. If I only had a brain lyrics. If I had eyes lyrics. If I fell lyrics. If I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely. If I ever leave this world alive lyrics. If I had a hammer."

“Google search: If I were a boy lyrics. If I had a million dollars lyrics. If I were a boy. If I ain’t got you lyrics. If I only had a brain lyrics. If I had eyes lyrics. If I fell lyrics. If I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely. If I ever leave this world alive lyrics. If I had a hammer.”

16) Don’t touch these clean animal memes.

61 Funny Clean Memes - "When the government tryna touch your bread: Don't touch my bread government."

“When the government tryna touch your bread: Don’t touch my bread government.”

17)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Ha! So we meet again!!"

“Ha! So we meet again!!”

18) Your heart on clean Minecraft memes.

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Your heart: Walking vs Running vs When you forget which way your house is in Minecraft."

“Your heart: Walking vs Running vs When you forget which way your house is in Minecraft.”

19)

61 Funny Clean Memes - "Historical Marker: On this exact spot in the afternoon of August 5th, 2017 a marital dispute was won by the husband. At 12:58 he told his wife she shouldn't drive because she is a horrible driver. 5 minutes later, she accidentally drove cart #42 into this lake."

“Historical Marker: On this exact spot in the afternoon of August 5th, 2017 a marital dispute was won by the husband. At 12:58 he told his wife she shouldn’t drive because she is a horrible driver. 5 minutes later, she accidentally drove cart #42 into this lake.”

20) We’ve also got clean Marvel memes.

61 Funny Clean Memes - "When you hold the door open for someone and then they grab it and say 'I got it': I offered you friendship and you spat in my face."

“When you hold the door open for someone and then they grab it and say ‘I got it’: I offered you friendship and you spat in my face.”

21)

"Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient."

“Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you’re a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.”

22)

"How are you still single? I push everything away."

“How are you still single? I push everything away.”

23)

"I have reached an age where my mind says 'I can do that' and my body giggles and says 'try it and die fat boy.'"

“I have reached an age where my mind says ‘I can do that’ and my body giggles and says ‘try it and die fat boy.'”

24)

"I'm sorry, but...You failed to answer in the form of a meme."

“I’m sorry, but…You failed to answer in the form of a meme.”

25)

"Water? Jesus was here."

“Water? Jesus was here.”

27)

"Keto? I thought you said Tito's."

“Keto? I thought you said Tito’s.”

28)

"When you leave the house without eating breakfast on 3 hours of sleep."

“When you leave the house without eating breakfast on 3 hours of sleep.”

29)

"Man with half the facts in a heated debate with a man with zero facts."

“Man with half the facts in a heated debate with a man with zero facts.”

30)

"Me: Finally got some money in my bank account. Me to me: Spend it."

“Me: Finally got some money in my bank account. Me to me: Spend it.”

31) There are even funny clean satire memes.

"The most effective way to change the world is to share a meme on Facebook." - Ghandi, 1941

“The most effective way to change the world is to share a meme on Facebook.” – Ghandi, 1941

32)

"My support group can outdrink your support group."

“My support group can outdrink your support group.”

33) Breathtaking Pokemon memes!

"Overall, your Keanu Reeves is a wonder! What a breathtaking Pokemon!"

“Overall, your Keanu Reeves is a wonder! What a breathtaking Pokemon!”

34)

"People should storm my house instead of Area 51 because I need friends."

“People should storm my house instead of Area 51 because I need friends.”

35)

"The phone my sister has (she's six) VS The phone I had when I was six VS The phone my dad had when he was six."

“The phone my sister has (she’s six) VS The phone I had when I was six VS The phone my dad had when he was six.”

36) Thank you Mr. Cat for these funny clean memes!

"Please thank Mr. Cat for cleaning before you scroll."

“Please thank Mr. Cat for cleaning before you scroll.”

37)

"Question...When stirring up some shit, do you start in a clockwise direction or, is it counter-clockwise?"

“Question…When stirring up some shit, do you start in a clockwise direction or, is it counter-clockwise?”

38)

"You said your last window cleaner did it cheaper our test results show that was a lie."

“You said your last window cleaner did it cheaper our test results show that was a lie.”

39) Clean Disney memes featuring Woody and Buzz Lightyear!

"See that? Spring cleaning isn't over yet."

“See that? Spring cleaning isn’t over yet.”

40)

"Seeing yourself on the security monitors at the grocery store."

“Seeing yourself on the security monitors at the grocery store.”

41)

"When short people see someone shorter than them."

“When short people see someone shorter than them.”

42)

"Me: I should clean my room. Me after picking up one sock:"

“Me: I should clean my room. Me after picking up one sock:”

43)

"So how old are you? Somewhere between 2 and Ed Sheeran."

“So how old are you? Somewhere between 2 and Ed Sheeran.”

44)

"The solution to oversleeping. Hitting the 'Snooze' button is $0.99 cents."

“The solution to oversleeping. Hitting the ‘Snooze’ button is $0.99 cents.”

45)

"That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails."

“That’s right, dear, our ancestors had tails.”

46)

"When the existential memes start getting too relatable."

“When the existential memes start getting too relatable.”

47) Clean SpongeBob memes are the best!

"When the only gift you can afford is friendship."

“When the only gift you can afford is friendship.”

48)

"They tell me to get in shape. Round is a shape!"

“They tell me to get in shape. Round is a shape!”

49) How to handle fame thanks to clean SpongeBob memes.

"When ur at school and 3 people say hi to you on your way to class."

“When ur at school and 3 people say hi to you on your way to class.”

50)

"We must do the dishes. But we HATES it!"

“We must do the dishes. But we HATES it!”

51) What if clean memes can only be seen by cats.

"What if the human is not my pet. But I'm his."

“What if the human is not my pet. But I’m his.”

52)

"What's wrong? My current emotions are irrelevant, it's all just passing phenomena in the entropic spacetime we call reality. I don't understand. No one ever does."

“What’s wrong? My current emotions are irrelevant, it’s all just passing phenomena in the entropic spacetime we call reality. I don’t understand. No one ever does.”

53)

"When you're at your friend's house and they leave you alone for a moment."

“When you’re at your friend’s house and they leave you alone for a moment.”

54)

"When someone only blames one political party for the problems in government. Me:"

“When someone only blames one political party for the problems in government. Me:”

55) Clean Marvel memes wouldn’t be complete without The Hulk.

"When you get all heated up in an argument and suddenly realize you are wrong."

“When you get all heated up in an argument and suddenly realize you are wrong.”

56) Funny and clean animal memes.

"Yes, what is it? I'm kinda busy..."

“Yes, what is it? I’m kinda busy…”

57)

"When you meet somebody with the same name as you."

“When you meet somebody with the same name as you.”

58)

"When you just finished cleaning the house and someone comes in throwing all their stuff around."

“When you just finished cleaning the house and someone comes in throwing all their stuff around.”

59)

"Your squad might be cool but it'll never be as cool as one wearing JNCO jeans in 1999."

“Your squad might be cool but it’ll never be as cool as one wearing JNCO jeans in 1999.”

60) Clean memes only Star Wars fans will appreciate.

"Help me, caffeine. You're my only hope."

“Help me, caffeine. You’re my only hope.”

61)

"Me trying not to post memes every 5 seconds."

“Me trying not to post memes every 5 seconds.”

I hope you enjoyed these funny clean memes!

I hope you enjoyed these funny clean memes!
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