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Nearly every church has a sign and many are quite clever. The entire purpose is to make people think about bringing God into their lives; however, sometimes their messages are hilariously offensive even if it wasn’t the intent.
Some funny church signs prove that punctuation can make a BIG difference but some messages are downright nasty. These 31 hilariously offensive signs are sure to make you laugh out loud.
1) Whack church signs.
“Is church whack? Teens 12-18, find out!”
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“Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.”
3)
“Best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat. Pastor Thomas Ressler.”
4) Pray for funny church signs.
“Pray for a good harvest. But keep on hoeing.”
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“Obama. Osama. Humm, are they brothers?”
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“Jesus says that marriage is between one man and one man.”
7) Dirty church signs.
“Don’t let Jesus catch you riding dirty.”
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“Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine.”
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“Our prayers are with the Black family.”
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“God can use you at any age, if you are willing.”
11) Funny church signs.
“Clown led worship.”
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“Shock your mom. Go to church.”
13)
“There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.”
14)
“Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah.”
15) Church sign fails.
“God enters by a private door into every individual.”
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“Don’t be so open-minded. Your brains fall out.”
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“Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.”
18)
“Listen squirt. Need a change? We will luv you, huggie you, and pamper you!”
19)
“People use duct tape to fix everything…God used nails.”
20)
“Will I have a moustache in heaven?”
21)
“Welcome our new Senior Pastor – Dick Wisdom. Assoc – Patty Anderson.”
22)
“God answers knee-mail.”
23) Church signs with no roaming fees.
“Prayer – Wireless access to God with no roaming fee.”
24)
“Get off of Facebook and into my book — God.”
25)
“What happens in Vegas is forgiven here.”
26) Follow church signs.
“Follow us on Twitter at hmumchurch.”
27)
“Blessing of pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawnchair.”
28)
“Car aren’t the only thing recalled by their maker.”
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“Forbidden fruits create many jams.”
30) Thank God for church signs.
“Anal convention. Lord, we just want to thank you.”
31) I hope you enjoyed these funny church signs!
“Our church is like fudge. Sweet with a few nuts.”
I’m sure many of these signs were intentional but they are hilarious nonetheless! Please share these hilariously funny and offensive signs with your friends and family.
