27 Best Marriage Tweets That Only Married People Will Understand

Ever notice single people are always smiling? There are numerous studies on the subject but one reason is because they are in control of their personal time. Want to go out with friends? No problem! Want to buy a big screen TV? No problem!

But if and when you decide to tie the knot, you quickly realize that marriage is a two-way street. For that reason, only married people will relate to these hilarious funny marriage tweets.

1) That escalated quickly!

27 Best Marriage Tweets - That escalated quickly!

Twitter / @david8hughes

2) Sharing is caring…or so they say.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Sharing is caring...or so they say.

Twitter / @tchrquotes

3) Well played, sir, well played indeed.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Well played, sir, well played indeed.

Twitter / @david8hughes

4) We all know who runs the show…

27 Best Marriage Tweets - We all know who runs the show...

Twitter / @justinguarini

5) Even marriage has its limits.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Even marriage has its limits.

Twitter / @Six_Pack_Mom

6) Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “letting yourself go.”

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "letting yourself go."

Twitter / @crunchenhanced

7) Married life with children summed up in one tweet.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Married life with children summed up in one tweet.

Twitter / @simoncholland

8) I have a theory that men gradually lose their vision the longer they are married.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - I have a theory that men gradually lose their vision the longer they are married.

Twitter / @wife_housy

9) My pet peeve is people pretending to have perfect lives on Facebook.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - My pet peeve is people pretending to have the perfect lives on Facebook.

Twitter / @TheCatWhisprer

10) Any married couple will relate to this.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Any married couple will relate to this.

Twitter / @dumbbeezie

11) Let’s face it, what you wear is never good enough.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Let's face it, what you wear is never good enough.

Twitter / @simoncholland

12) If I had a nickel for every time I heard THAT!…

27 Best Marriage Tweets - If I had a nickel for every time I heard THAT!...

Twitter / @Mr_Kapowski

13) When you see people rubbing their temples as you’re talking, it’s never a good sign.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - When you see people rubbing their temples as you're talking, it's never a good sign.

Twitter @ArfMeasures

14) Spouses just sense everything…from anywhere.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Spouses just sense everything...from anywhere.

Twitter / @squirrel74wkgn

15) Yeah, that sounds about right.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Yeah, that sounds about right.

Twitter / @FatherWithTwins

16) The diaper garbage can is even worse.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - The diaper garbage can is even worse.

Twitter / @ian_mendes

17) Get ready for a whole host of annoying bodily noises.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Get ready for a whole host of annoying bodily noises.

Twitter / @bourgeoisalien

18) He’s a brave man.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - He's a brave man.

Twitter / @murrman5

19) I’m not a therapist but I don’t think he should be ostrichsized for doing so.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - I'm not a therapist but I don't think he should be ostrichsized for doing so.

Twitter / @ericsshadow

20) Happy wife, happy life.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Happy wife, happy life.

Twitter / @3sunzzz

21) Readers gonna read!

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Readers gonna read!

Twitter / @wife_housy

22) …and fills her car with gas.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - ...and fills her car with gas.

Twitter / @yenniwhite

23) There’s something to look forward to every morning.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - There's something to look forward to every morning.

Twitter / @WalkingOutside

24) It’s all about finding a strategy to keep it fresh.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - It's all about finding a strategy to keep it fresh.

Twitter / @ashleyaustrew

25) It’s all about compromise.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - It's all about compromise.

Twitter / @rockymomax

26) Married? Good luck with that.

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Married? Good luck with that.

Twitter / @DWilliamsmh

27) Last but not least of the best marriage tweets! Can married couples actually watch a movie from beginning to end without someone falling asleep?

27 Best Marriage Tweets - Can married couples actually watch a movie from beginning to end without someone falling asleep?

Twitter / @pazarm

When all is said and done, marriage is about compromises and ensuring that both people get the respect and happiness they deserve. Please share these best marriage tweets that married people will instantly relate to with your friends and family.

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