22 Funny Marriage Tweets Only Married Couples Will Understand

When you’re single, you often look at married people and swear you’ll never be like them. Once you find the woman or man of your dreams and tie the knot, it feels like magic. But as the months go by, you realize that life is basically the same as it was.

Only now, you have to live that same life with someone else. In other words, it’s not as glamorous as you imagined and these funny tweets are funny if you’re single but they’re especially funny if you’re married.

1) Married people problems.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Married people problems.

Twitter / lindork

 

2) Does that mean he’s the best man?

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Does that mean he's the best man?

Twitter / @dafloydsta

 

3) Sleeping or not, you will get woken up to watch cat videos.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Sleeping or not, you will get woken up to watch cat videos.

Twitter / @mel_evans

 

4) I’m sure it’s in there somewhere. Just smile and wipe.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - I'm sure it's in there somewhere. Just smile and wipe.

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

5) Brilliant.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Brilliant.

Twitter / @GrantTanaka

 

6) That’s gotta hurt but be thankful!

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - That's gotta hurt but be thankful!

Twitter / @charliedemers

 

7) No, he just preferred drinking from a vase. Like a true badass.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - No, he just preferred drinking from a vase. Like a true badass.

Twitter / @TheCatWhisprer

 

8) Sounds a little TOO familiar.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Sounds a little TOO familiar.

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

9) How do you set the timer?

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - How do you set the timer?

Twitter / @WilliamRodgers

 

10) Yeah, that sounds about right…

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Yeah, that sounds about right...

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

11) Being married is so romantic.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Being married is so romantic.

Twitter / @MUMSIEesq

 

12) Washing will not clean them. You may need to burn them.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Washing will not clean them. You may need to burn them.

Twitter / londonsma

 

13) Great vows. She said yes!

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Great vows. She said yes!

Twitter / @simoncholland

 

14) Yeah, that’s called marriage.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Yeah, that's called marriage.

Twitter / @TheAlexNevil

 

15) It’s what’s for dinner.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - It's what's for dinner.

Twitter / @michelleames

 

16) Sure beats a pumpkin spice latte.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Sure beats a pumpkin spice latte.

Twitter / @simoncholland

 

17) So close yet so far.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - So close yet so far.

Twitter / @WorkingMom86

 

18) Make sure to throw away the empty pizza boxes. One less thing to get yelled at for.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Make sure to throw away the empty pizza boxes. One less thing to get yelled at for.

Twitter / @ericsshadow

 

19) It’s all fun and games until it involves work.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - It's all fun and games until it involves work.

Twitter / @DrMikeLloyd

 

20) That decides it, free dessert too!

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - That decides it, free dessert too!

Twitter / @Camel_Crushin

 

21) Just another normal day with kids.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - Just another normal day with kids.

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

22) That’s pretty much all men, me included.

20 Funny Marriage Tweets - That's pretty much all men, me included.

Twitter / @wife_housy

We can probably relate to some of these tweets and if you don’t, you probably will someday. Please share these funny marriage tweets that only married couples will understand with your friends and family.

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