When you’re single, you often look at married people and swear you’ll never be like them. Once you find the woman or man of your dreams and tie the knot, it feels like magic. But as the months go by, you realize that life is basically the same as it was.
Only now, you have to live that same life with someone else. In other words, it’s not as glamorous as you imagined and these funny tweets are funny if you’re single but they’re especially funny if you’re married.
1) Married people problems.
2) Does that mean he’s the best man?
3) Sleeping or not, you will get woken up to watch cat videos.
4) I’m sure it’s in there somewhere. Just smile and wipe.
6) That’s gotta hurt but be thankful!
7) No, he just preferred drinking from a vase. Like a true badass.
8) Sounds a little TOO familiar.
9) How do you set the timer?
10) Yeah, that sounds about right…
11) Being married is so romantic.
12) Washing will not clean them. You may need to burn them.
13) Great vows. She said yes!
14) Yeah, that’s called marriage.
15) It’s what’s for dinner.
16) Sure beats a pumpkin spice latte.
17) So close yet so far.
18) Make sure to throw away the empty pizza boxes. One less thing to get yelled at for.
19) It’s all fun and games until it involves work.
20) That decides it, free dessert too!
21) Just another normal day with kids.
22) That’s pretty much all men, me included.
We can probably relate to some of these tweets and if you don’t, you probably will someday. Please share these funny marriage tweets that only married couples will understand with your friends and family.