For as long as there have been fast-food restaurants, there have been fast-food wars. Whether it’s a claim to the best fries, burger, or milkshake, fast food chains have been slugging it on in newspapers, television, and now on social media. When it comes to clever, hilarious, and savage AF Twitter tweets, Wendy’s Twitter roast is clearly winning the battle on Twitter. Here are 21 times Wendy’s hilariously roasted people and its competitors on Twitter.
1) When IHOP changed its name to IHOb, Wendy’s had choice words.
“Tony X: So Wendy’s u just gonna let iHop sell burgers on your block? Thought you were the og? Wendy’s: Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.”
2) Wendy’s doesn’t lie.
“long tan n handsome: Good morning how did you sleep. Wendy’s: Restaurants don’t sleep. long tan n handsome: You could’ve just said good and left it at that. Wendy’s: We aren’t here to lie though.”
3) This tweet hilariously backfired.
“e tan: Bet you won’t follow me. Wendy’s: You won that bet.”
4) At least the directions are free.
“Car-luh: What should I get from McDonald’s???? Wendy’s: Directions to the nearest Wendy’s.”
“Gabriel Rodriguez: BK for the win. Wendy’s: What’d they win? A participating trophy?”
6) Fresh is best.
“wannabe rockstar: Who got more beef, Wendy’s or Soulja Boy??? Wendy’s: Well, our beef is fresh.”
7) I have to admit, that Wendy’s Twitter roast was good.
“phono: Your food is trash. Wendy’s: No, your opinion is though.”
8) There’s also plenty of fish in the sea.
“Conner: My girlfriend doesn’t love Wendy’s, what should I do?? Wendy’s: Might need some couples therapy tbh.”
9) Get out while you can…Wendy’s Twitter roast is about to start.
“Riskee: I’m at McDonald’s what do I get!? Wendy’s: You should get out of there as quickly as possible.”
10) Wendy’s takes care of its fans.
“meg: Who needs boys when you’ve got the Wendy’s 4 for $4 amirite ladies. Wendy’s: Fries is greater than guys.”
11) Choose wisely this time.
“Hexic: My friend wants to go to McDonald’s, what should I tell him? Wendy’s: Find new friends.”
12) It costs how much?
“Devon Peacock: How much does a Big Mac cost? Wendy’s: Your dignity.”
13) I have a feeling this Wendy’s Twitter roast is not going to end well.
“Brian Acosta Arya: I’d rap battle Wendy’s anytime anywhere. Wendy’s: We just filled up on mom’s spaghetti and we’re ready to battle.”
14) Some people are a glutton for punishment.
“Jason: Waiting for Wendy’s roast to happen to me. Wendy’s: Turn your hat around, you aren’t Bart Simpson, and it isn’t 1997.”
15) Wendy’s Twitter roast burn! He probably regrets asking now.
“Luis Sanchez: Roast me. Wendy’s: Get one of your 51 followers to roast you. Luis Sanchez: I’m going to Burger King now.”
16) Sounds like a great slogan!
Kevin: Your food is pretty good, I have to ask though, why are your burgers square as opposed to being circular? Wendy’s: We don’t cut corners.”
17) If you ever need a wingman, Wendy’s got your back.
“The Short One: Do you know of any good pick-up lines? Wendy’s: You dropped your name tag.”
18) Wendy’s Twitter roast is savage AF!
“Mika: Can you find me the nearest Mcdonald’s? Wendy’s:
“Wendy’s: Our beef is way too cool to ever be frozen. Thuggy-D: Your beef is frozen and we all know it. Y’all know we laugh at your slogan fresh, never frozen right? Like you’re really a joke. Wendy’s: Sorry to hear you think that! But you’re wrong, we’ve only ever used fresh beef since we were founded in 1969. Thuggy-D: So you deliver it raw on a hot truck? Wendy’s: Where do you store cold things that aren’t frozen? Thuggy-D: Y’all should give up. McDonald’s got you guys beat with the dope-ass breakfast. Wendy’s: You don’t have to bring them into this just because you forgot refrigerators existed for a second there.”
20) You know you want a Wendy’s Twitter roast.
“Wendy’s: The 4 for $4 meal: a trayful of mouth-filling glory. Burger King: 5 for $4, because 5 is better than 4. Brittany Guernsey: What are you firing back. Wendy’s: Edible food.”
21) If you build it they will come.
“Kryptic tK: If I don’t have a Wendy’s at my location, what do I do?!? Wendy’s: Move.”
22) Just asking for a friend…
“McDonald’s: Today we’ve announced that by mid-2018, all Quarter Pounder burgers at the majority of our restaurants will be cooked with fresh beef. Wendy’s: So you’ll still use frozen beef in MOST of your burgers in ALL of your restaurants? Asking for a friend.”
23) Great way to start a party…and a Wendy’s Twitter roast.
“Emily Koch: 20 girls in my dorm legitimately hate me cause when they asked GroupMe where a party was I gave them the address to Wendy’s and they went. Wendy’s: Could you please pick up your friends? It has been 3 days!”
If this is the hilarious result of a fast-food war, all I can say is keep the fast-food wars going! Burgers have less fat and calories than a Caesar salad so why not get a burger today!
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