18 Funny Tweets That Only Married People Will Understand

Love and marriage is a wonderful thing but it’s often not as glamorous as many single people expect. We all have to do the same boring tasks that need to be done but now we have someone to share those tasks with!

Married couples realize they are better together but marriage still comes with its share of quirks. Here are 18 funny tweets that only married people will understand.

1) There actually was a one time?

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - There actually was a one time?

Twitter @MommaUnfiltered

 

2) Stupid is what stupid does.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Stupid is what stupid does.

Twitter / @KeetPotato

 

3) Brilliant!

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Brilliant!

Twitter / @GrantTanaka

 

4) Being cautious.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Being cautious.

Twitter / @iwearaonesie

 

5) True love.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - True love.

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

6) There is always room for tacos.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - There is always room for tacos.

Twitter / @tchrquotes

 

7) One for you. One for me.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - One for you. One for me.

Twitter / @iwearaonesie

 

8) I can so relate.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - I can so relate.

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

9) Politics. Toilet paper. Pretty much the same thing.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Politics. Toilet paper. Pretty much the same thing.

Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn

 

10) It must have been epic though.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - It must have been epic though.

Twitter / @GrantTanaka

 

11) Marriage also teaches you to leave the seat down.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Marriage also teaches you to leave the seat down.

Twitter / @PJTLynch

 

12) I want my HGTV.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - I want my HGTV.

Twitter / @FatherWithTwins

 

13) “What?!”

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - "What?!"

Twitter / @KeetPotato

 

14) You’ll never do it right.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - You'll never do it right.

Twitter / @iwearaonesie

 

15) That sounds about right.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - That sounds about right.

Twitter / @TheBoydP

 

16) Being thoughtful.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Being thoughtful.

Twitter / @iwearaonesie

 

17) Can’t forget that important Facebook birthday post.

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - Can't forget that important Facebook birthday post.

Twitter / @LurkAtHomeMom

 

18) He may be on to something…

18 Funny Tweets About Marriage - He may be on to something...

Twitter / @DanielRCarrillo

Being married does have its perks but these tweets sure hit home if you are married. Please share these funny tweets that only married people will understand with your friends and family.

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