17 Funny People Who Have This Thing Called Life All Figured Out

Humans. We’re all floating around on a speck of dust in the vastness of space but what holds us together is love, faith, and hope. Life is a glorious thing but it often presents challenges to overcome. In my opinion, that is what makes life so exciting.

As we grow older, some of us have problems with the whole adulting thing. The following 17 people have life all figured out and their views are totally genius AND hilarious!

1) Here are 17 funny people who have life all figured out…

17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I take toilet paper from public restrooms so I don't have to buy any."

“I take toilet paper from public restrooms so I don’t have to buy any.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I pretended to be sick at work so I could go home. Really, my phone was just dying and I didn't want to be stuck at work with no phone."

“I pretended to be sick at work so I could go home. Really, my phone was just dying and I didn’t want to be stuck at work with no phone.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "When no one is looking, I like to fill the tub up with tomato juice and swim around like a little meat ball."

“When no one is looking, I like to fill the tub up with tomato juice and swim around like a little meat ball.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I didn't sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car."

“I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "At night, before I go to bed, I have to have my roommate hide my alarm clock in my room so I have to get out of bed to find it in the morning when it goes off."

“At night, before I go to bed, I have to have my roommate hide my alarm clock in my room so I have to get out of bed to find it in the morning when it goes off.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "Once I was talking to a girl on webcam and her dad walked in...I pretended to be an advertisement."

“Once I was talking to a girl on webcam and her dad walked in…I pretended to be an advertisement.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I once took a guy to Starbucks because I forgot his name."

“I once took a guy to Starbucks because I forgot his name.” While you’re there, why not get a Starbucks secret menu Frappuccino?

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I'm too lazy to make a grilled cheese so I just flip my toaster on its side."

“I’m too lazy to make a grilled cheese so I just flip my toaster on its side.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I told my teenaged daughters that global warming is a hoax so I didn't have to explain it."

“I told my teenaged daughters that global warming is a hoax so I didn’t have to explain it.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I'm so lazy that I heat my food up on a space heater."

“I’m so lazy that I heat my food up on a space heater.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I once cried because I didn't have any more gum."

“I once cried because I didn’t have any more gum.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I tell people I broke my foot playing soccer. I was actually twerking."

“I tell people I broke my foot playing soccer. I was actually twerking.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "Sometimes I blow my nose in the dirty clothes on the floor rather than getting out of bed for Kleenex."

“Sometimes I blow my nose in the dirty clothes on the floor rather than getting out of bed for Kleenex.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I once sneezed out a Sour Patch Kid, and I had no idea where it came from."

“I once sneezed out a Sour Patch Kid, and I had no idea where it came from.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I haven't left my house in three days and I probably won't tomorrow either."

“I haven’t left my house in three days and I probably won’t tomorrow either.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "Sometimes I sit on the toilet so long while looking at my phone, my legs start to go numb."

“Sometimes I sit on the toilet so long while looking at my phone, my legs start to go numb.”

 

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17 People Who Have Life All Figured Out - "I took myself out on a date. I should do this more often."

“I took myself out on a date. I should do this more often.”

H/t: Whisper.sh

I think some of these would also be suitable as life hacks! Please share these people who have life all figured out with your friends and family.

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