10 Funny Marriage Quotes About What It’s Like to Tie the Knot

I have a lot of respect for the institution of marriage; however, that doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with the topic.

Just like any relationship, marriages take a lot of work by BOTH people but what you get in return is so worth it. Here are 10 funny marriage quotes that poke a little fun at being married.

1) Sounds easy, right?

“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

 

2) Some VERY good advice.

“Before marrying someone, you should make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.”

 

3) Don’t you feel special?

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”

 

4) Happy wife, happy life.

“If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.”

 

5) Safe words to live by.

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.”

 

6) Love hurts.

“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

 

7) Happy Marriage Lesson #104: Always agree.

“Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you say: ‘I agree!'”

 

8) That sounds about right.

“When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage.”

 

9) Being considerate.

“Marriage. At least he’s using a coaster.”

 

10) Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.”

Please share these funny marriage quotes with your friends and family.

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