10 Funny Marriage Quotes About What It’s Like to Tie the Knot

I have a lot of respect for the institution of marriage; however, that doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun on the topic with funny marriage quotes.

Just like any relationship, marriages take a lot of work by BOTH people but what you get in return is so worth it. Here are 10 funny marriage quotes that poke a little fun at being married.

1) Let the funny marriage quotes begin!

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Sounds easy, right?

“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

2) Some VERY good advice.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Some VERY good advice.

“Before marrying someone, you should make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.”

3) Don’t you feel special?

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Don't you feel special?

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”

4) Happy wife, happy life.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Happy wife, happy life.

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.”

5) Safe marriage quotes to live by.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Safe words to live by.

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.”

6) Love hurts.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Love hurts.

“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

7) Happy Marriage Quotes Lesson #104: Always agree.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Happy Marriage Lesson #104: Always agree.

“Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you say: ‘I agree!'”

8) That sounds about right.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - That sounds about right.

“When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage.”

9) Being considerate with marriage quotes.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Being considerate.

“Marriage. At least he’s using a coaster.”

10) Couldn’t have said it better myself.

10 Funny Marriage Quotes - Couldn't have said it better myself.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other.”

I hope you enjoyed these funny marriage quotes!

I still fall for her everyday.

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