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25 Sleep-Deprived Moms Share Hilarious but Unfortunate Things They’ve Done!

Being a new mom isn’t easy nor is being a new dad. Parents with newborns or even toddlers already know that sleepless nights are going to happen. Bottle feedings in the middle of night or dealing with a child that just won’t sleep can take its toll on our energy levels.

Here, 25 sleep-deprived moms share some of the things they’ve done while running on little to no sleep and their confessions are hilarious!!

1) “I was finally putting myself to bed so I wiped off my makeup and took off my earrings. I was so sleep deprived, though, that I put the dirty makeup wipe in my jewelry box and threw away my earrings.”

25 Sleep Deprived Memes - "I was finally putting myself to bed so I wiped off my makeup and took off my earrings. I was so sleep deprived, though, that I put the dirty makeup wipe in my jewelry box and threw away my earrings."
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2) “I made coffee without any coffee grinds. It wasn’t until the second sip that I realized I was just drinking hot water.”

25 Sleep Deprived Memes - "I made coffee without any coffee grinds. It wasn’t until the second sip that I realized I was just drinking hot water."
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3) “I left the house with my nursing bra on both sides flopped down.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I left the house with my nursing bra on both sides flopped down."
relatably.com

 

4) “I filled a sippy with milk and handed it to the dog. When he didn’t take it I got annoyed and said, ‘Well? Here you go!’ It took me a full five seconds to realize he wasn’t the 2-year-old.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I filled a sippy with milk and handed it to the dog. When he didn’t take it I got annoyed and said, ‘Well? Here you go!’ It took me a full five seconds to realize he wasn’t the 2-year-old."
Twitter / @ndevilliers

 

5) “I grabbed my husband’s crotch — HARD — as he was rolling over because I thought he was the baby about to roll out of bed.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I grabbed my husband’s crotch — HARD — as he was rolling over because I thought he was the baby about to roll out of bed."
BuzzFeed

 

6) “One night, after weeks and weeks of no sleep, I genuinely believed the baby was crying because my husband had taken money from him. My husband guided me back to bed and we had great fun laughing about it the next day.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "One night, after weeks and weeks of no sleep, I genuinely believed the baby was crying because my husband had taken money from him. My husband guided me back to bed and we had great fun laughing about it the next day."
giphy.com

 

7) “I tried to hug the guy who came to set up our internet as he was leaving. I was so tired and used to hugging visitors when they left. He looked at me like I was nuts.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I tried to hug the guy who came to set up our internet as he was leaving. I was so tired and used to hugging visitors when they left. He looked at me like I was nuts."
relatably.com

 

8) “In the middle of the night I tried to change my daughter, but ended up putting a clean diaper on over the dirty one.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "In the middle of the night I tried to change my daughter, but ended up putting a clean diaper on over the dirty one."
Watch: Sleeping with a baby

 

9) “During my first month as a new mom I texted my husband (who was in bed next to me) to ask him where he was.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "During my first month as a new mom I texted my husband (who was in bed next to me) to ask him where he was."
Twitter / @LittleFirsts

 

10) “I had to go a whole day at work like this…”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I had to go a whole day at work like this..."
BuzzFeed

 

11) “I’d been up two days after coming home from the hospital and realized that I hadn’t eaten, so I made frozen waffles — and poured dish soap on them instead of syrup.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I’d been up two days after coming home from the hospital and realized that I hadn’t eaten, so I made frozen waffles — and poured dish soap on them instead of syrup."
Source Unknown

 

12) “I finished a full grocery shopping trip, then fastened the baby into her car seat and drove away — leaving all of the groceries in the cart in the parking lot.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I finished a full grocery shopping trip, then fastened the baby into her car seat and drove away — leaving all of the groceries in the cart in the parking lot."
memegenerator.net

 

13) “I once tried to put on a pull-up instead of underwear after showering. Then I cried when I couldn’t get it on.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I once tried to put on a pull-up instead of underwear after showering. Then I cried when I couldn’t get it on."
giphy.com

 

14) “I walked out to my car and strapped my son into his car seat before I realized that I didn’t have pants on.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I walked out to my car and strapped my son into his car seat before I realized that I didn’t have pants on."
personalitygrowth.com

 

15) “One night I realized my whole family was in the room with me but no one was holding the baby. Panicked, I yelled, ‘Where’s the baby?!’ My husband looked straight at me and said, ‘Um, honey, you’re nursing her.'”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "One night I realized my whole family was in the room with me but no one was holding the baby. Panicked, I yelled, 'Where’s the baby?!' My husband looked straight at me and said, 'Um, honey, you’re nursing her.'"
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16) “I was breastfeeding my oldest in my living room wearing only a bra and sweats. There was a knock at the door so I got up to answer it with my breast still hanging out of my bra. The UPS guy was shocked and kept looking away. I didn’t even realize what I’d done until hours later.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I was breastfeeding my oldest in my living room wearing only a bra and sweats. There was a knock at the door so I got up to answer it with my breast still hanging out of my bra. The UPS guy was shocked and kept looking away. I didn’t even realize what I’d done until hours later."
Twitter / @LizAzlina

 

17) “I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and was surprised to find I felt warm and wet. Turns out I was so tired that I was peeing on the couch instead of in the toilet. I had literally pulled down my pants, sat down on the couch, and started peeing as if I were on the toilet. I just added that to the list of bodily fluids I had to clean up that night.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and was surprised to find I felt warm and wet. Turns out I was so tired that I was peeing on the couch instead of in the toilet. I had literally pulled down my pants, sat down on the couch, and started peeing as if I were on the toilet. I just added that to the list of bodily fluids I had to clean up that night."
relatably.com

 

18) “When my baby woke up in the middle of the night crying I answered the door thinking it was someone ringing the doorbell.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "When my baby woke up in the middle of the night crying I answered the door thinking it was someone ringing the doorbell."
BuzzFeed

 

19) “I kept trying to open the front door of my house by pressing the unlock button of my car key.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I kept trying to open the front door of my house by pressing the unlock button of my car key."
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20) “I was so tired I forgot our son’s name. I gestured to the monitor and asked my husband, ‘How’s what’s-his-face doing?'”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I was so tired I forgot our son’s name. I gestured to the monitor and asked my husband, 'How’s what’s-his-face doing?'"
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21) “My oldest wasn’t even two when I had my second child. That first week was a blur. One night I got up to feed the baby and heard snoring as I walked past the kitchen. Turns out I’d forgotten to take the older one out of her high chair and she’d fallen asleep, using her spaghetti as a pillow.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "My oldest wasn’t even two when I had my second child. That first week was a blur. One night I got up to feed the baby and heard snoring as I walked past the kitchen. Turns out I’d forgotten to take the older one out of her high chair and she’d fallen asleep, using her spaghetti as a pillow."
babycenter.com

 

22) “I walked right up to my husband and put our son’s pacifier into his mouth.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I walked right up to my husband and put our son’s pacifier into his mouth."
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23) “After a long night I had to run to the drug store. I sat at a red light for what seemed like forever — I even swore at a car that honked at me — until I realized it wasn’t a red light. It was a stop sign.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "After a long night I had to run to the drug store. I sat at a red light for what seemed like forever — I even swore at a car that honked at me — until I realized it wasn’t a red light. It was a stop sign."
BuzzFeed

 

24) “I kept calling the pediatrician a veterinarian.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "I kept calling the pediatrician a veterinarian."
BuzzFeed

 

25) “After pumping milk at 3 a.m. I walked into the kitchen and dumped it all down the drain. I screamed the second I realized what I did. I’d gone into zombie-cleaning mode without thinking.”

25 Sleep Deprived Mom Confessions - "After pumping milk at 3 a.m. I walked into the kitchen and dumped it all down the drain. I screamed the second I realized what I did. I’d gone into zombie-cleaning mode without thinking."
giphy.com

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