Being a parent can be one of the most wonderful experiences of your life but it’s certainly not for everybody. Things like sleepless nights, endless crying, and complications like postpartum depression are a reality but if you can make it through the first few months, you can easily survive anything.
The struggle of being parent is real but you’ll get a lot of help and advice along the way. Here are 25 funny parenting tweets that sum up parenting nicely.
1) The kid in you gets to play again.
2) Why am I suddenly hungry for French fries?
Twitter / @70Ceeks
3) That’s the smartest thing I’ve heard all day!
Twitter / @shakiraaevans
4) I have to admit, I worry too.
Twitter / @kellyoxford
5) Just me and my shadow…
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
6) What’s more important?
Twitter / @SpiralingMatt
7) It’s scary how much I relate to a 5-year-old.
Twitter / @mompsychologist
8) That could mean a lot of things…
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
9) Just making sure!
Twitter / @ValeeGrrl
10) Kids say the darndest things…
Twitter / @Liparazzi
11) It can’t be that bad and what does hair taste like?
Twitter / @amydillon
12) Couple couple couple?
Twitter / @shitmykid_says
13) Glad we’re on the same page.
Twitter / @CryingRyan
14) That’s just the beginning…
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
15) Forgive and forget.
Twitter / @AndyAsAdjective
16) Kids have so much creativity and they love “stickers.”
Twitter / @Dempster2000
17) If you have kids, let’s hope you’re a morning person.
Twitter / @buriedwithkids
18) Yass! Alone time…
Twitter / @KateWhineHall
19) That sounds about right.
Twitter / @jnyemb
20) Maybe next year…
Twitter / @Faux_Ma
21) The horror!!
Twitter / @LurkAtHomeMom
22) I’d eat that.
Twitter / @XplodingUnicorn
23) At least burritos don’t cry.
Twitter / @TheCatWhisprer
24) They won’t allow them in cargo.
Twitter / @TheCatWhisprer
25) This made me laugh a little too much.
Twitter / @kellyoxford
Becoming a parent is one of the biggest joys in life but if you’re not ready for it, perhaps a cat or dog? Please share these funny parenting tweets about the ever-loving struggle of being a parent with your friends and family.